I’ve written things, but most of it is pretty crappy. I should probably write more things that are less crappy. If you’d like me to write things, either crappy or uncrappy, please send me an email.

You can of course purchase my words which have all been collected and organized into a bound volume called Happy Birthday or Whatever: Track Suits, Kim Chee, and Other Family Disasters. You can use the link over there ————–>

Do you want to read it in Korean? Are you smart like that? Then you can go here.

I currently write a blog called FH&CC for Emeco, a company that makes chairs. Really nice chairs. Check it out right here. I am in the section under “Collaborations”.

I am in the Jan/Feb 2008 issue of Women’s Health. I have a small column called “WTF” which is exactly what it sounds like. I’ve also written other stuff for them. I got hypnotized and wrote about it. That’s pretty cool, right? I think so.

I wrote an open letter called “Dear Architects, I am sick of your shit.” in Pidgin Magzine, a publication out of Princeton’s School of Architecture. It’s caused a bit of a stir. You can read a scan of it. It’s a crappy scan, but listen, I’m not a fancy person. Here is page 1 and page 2. The article also appears in Abitare Magazine (Sept. 2007) in the special pullout section called “The Reader” .

I wrote a piece for Publisher’s Weekly about Cody’s Books. You can read it here and gain knowledge.

I wrote an essay on Ruined Music.com, which has pieces about music ruined by bad relationships and bad taste. You can peep it here. It’s about Toad the Wet Sprocket and a farting vegan. SHAME!