Sadly, I don’t have any readings scheduled at this time. But maybe that’ll change. I hope it changes. If you want me to read, let me know. I will call you and read something, maybe the ingredients for something. Like I have a package of walnuts that says “Ingredients: walnuts.” I can read that for you if you want. It’s pretty funny.

Not so Current

November 15
National Council of Teachers of English Annual Convention
Javits Convention Center, NYC
Time: TBA
-I’ll be signing books and meeting English teachers at the HarperCollins table. Stop by and say hi! I can name every single English teacher I’ve ever had.

October 10
Pecha Kucha NY
St. Mark’s Church in the Bowery
10th St & 2nd Ave, NYC
Doors: 7 pm Event: 8:20 pm
-I’ll be giving a presentation on “Dear Architects”. There are some sweet speakers lined up and even though it might sound dry, I guarantee you it will be complete madness. The format is 20 Powerpoint slides with 20 seconds each. So if you blink you might miss something.

MONSTERS OF MEMOIR Tour

April 10
Barnes & Noble - Astor Place
4 Astor Pl., NYC
7:00 PM
Party and raging to follow at Crocodile Bar on 14th St. between 1st and 2nd Ave. There will be FREE PIZZA! Dude! Free! That is almost as good as being paid.

April 16
Barnes & Noble - Oakland
98 Broadway
7:00 PM

April 17
Cody’s Books - San Francisco
2 Stockton St. at Market
7:00 PM

April 19
Barnes & Noble - Santa Monica
3rd St. Promenade
7:30 PM

May 1
KGB Bar - NYC
85 East 4th St., 2nd Floor
With David Silverman and Darcey Steinke
7:00 PM

May 3
Barnes & Noble - Boston University
660 Beacon St.
7:00 PM

May 7
Olsson’s - Washington, D.C.
1307 19th St. NW (DuPont Circle)
7:00 PM

May 20
440 Gallery - Park Slope, Brooklyn
440 6th Ave between 9th and 10th St
4:30 PM

May 24
Clarabella
279 E. Houston between Clinton and Suffolk
7:30 PM

June 14
Bluestockings Radical Books
172 Allen between Stanton and Rivington
7:00 PM