10 Things I Have Never Said
“I’m so glad we woke up early for this.”
“Let’s go to Queens!”
“I love Billy Joel.”
“I wanna lay out and work on my tan.”
“David Foster Wallace, FTW”
“Can’t wait for gonorrhea.”
“I’m so glad we woke up early for this. Again.”
“Let’s have a meeting about it!”
“Let’s go camping!”
“Let’s go get pap smears!”