Museum of Technology
More stuff to get rid of:
A SEGA GAME GEAR!!!!!! It “works” in the sense that it turns on (just like your mom!). But it’s not playing any games. Specifically, these games:
I think this whole situation must be from 1992-93? I do believe I beat AX BATTLER: A LEGEND OF GOLDEN AXE. Note the rock hard abs on the AX BATTLER. Turns out battling axes is a great workout, better than zumba. And I got to the penultimate level of X-MEN but couldn’t beat Magneto. And I don’t think one can actually beat Columns. It’s like trying to beat math. Columns was and never will be as good as Tetris.
It appears I had a lot of time on my hands at one point.
I also found: Gameboy Advanced Color, which is NOT mine. Gameboy DS which belongs to the office and I should return it. And THE ORIGINAL GAMEBOY, which is also NOT mine. I have a lot of things here that are not mine.