It’s My Birthday or Whatever
Today is my birthday. This means you can’t yell at me for not blogging in a long, long time. I’m specifically blogging today because I know you guys have to be nice to me and not bitch me out for being a bad blogger because it is the anniversary of what is most likely the third most important day in my parents’ lives. Maybe even fourth. Shit, maybe I’m not even in the top five! That is sad, though not surprising I suppose. There’s their meeting/getting married, moving to the States, having my brother, and having me. The question is whether or not my mother kicking cancer is more or less important than me and my brother’s births. Hmm, anyway, the point is, it is a somewhat important day. For me, I’d say it’s an adequately important day. Therefore, you must be nice. Let’s keep things civil, people.
I just returned from my yearly visit to Canada. It was very Canadian, thanks for asking. This is what I saw:

It was a regular, non-double rainbow all the way. You can’t see them, but that rainbow is entirely composed of mosquitoes that were all chasing me. I managed to get a mosquito bite on my face, which feels awesome, and one dangerously close to my ass. They attack me when I’m going to the bathroom and my defenses are literally down. Bastards. Bastards!!!!
I should mention that while I was there, I did see another Korean girl. She was working at the grocery store. I am sure that she went home and told her parents that she, too, saw a Korean girl. Funny how that works.
So what have I missed?



While the “double complete” rainbow dude was busy blubbering, 4 intense pots of gold were safely hidden away by the leprechauns. What does it mean? It means that he likely has little or no gold to provide you as birthday gift. Well, happy poor and gold-free birthday none-the-less.
What you missed….
* Shit-load of Stuff You Don’t Even Know Your Missing
* Several Rounds of Drinking Games
* WABC’s Eyewitness News Team
* New Yawk tawk
*On the Job Safety Drill
* Openly referring to Canada as America’s dorky half brother
* Where you put your damn sun glasses
* Unexpected Visit From A Couple of Mormons
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Happy birthday and all that!
I missed it! Dammit! But happy belated birthday. Since it’s Friday, I suspect you are already half in the bag. Or completely doused in Benedryl trying not to scratch yourself see-through.
Welcome back to the United States and to blogging regularly.
happily belated or whatever…forgot my yahoo! account is dead (fuckhackers)