Welcome, Maxwell!
My very, very good friends Karina and John had their baby today. Maxwell was born this morning, and was THREE WEEKS early. But he’s healthy and a wallop of a boy/man at 7 lbs and 21 inches. If he actually came on time, he’d be like bigger than me, which actually isn’t saying much. Congrats to them and their families and congrats to me because now I have a new toy. I cannot wait to teach him stuff. It’s gonna be awesome! First I will teach him how to make a good martini and how to make a pipe out of an apple. These are important skills. Then, we will go break shit together.
This has been wonderful news. I can’t stop thinking about how young Maxwell will know me as Uncle Giant Head in a Box. Ah, the Future. We lives it.
Best of luck to the poor feller, who will be perpetually disappointed by the real world, after being raised by two of the most lovely and resourceful people in the world.