You Hungry, Dude?
I took this picture in Berlin last fall. Specifically this was taken at Checkpoint Charlie.
Yes people, that says Snackpoint Charlie.
So when like people were like trying to escape the war and the death camps and all that boring shit (zzzz), they totally made a quick stop to get an eggplant parm and a chicken lo mein. It was crazy! They were like holy shit, next time we should come here for dinner instead of waiting in line for soup. And everyone was like for realz, Fraulein, pass me the soy sauce these egg rolls are da bomb and then everyone laughed because you know, saying something is da bomb is particularly hilarious during WWII. Then they opened their fortune cookies and did that thing where they end the fortune with “in bed.” So funny, even back then. Fact.
And another photo: My friend and I were walking around Wall Street area just for the goof as they say, and we happened upon the Wall St. bull.
Here is a person touching its balls. Rubbing them for luck, I presume. I don’t know who this person is, but I am positive this person is going to have really good luck just like everyone else on Wall St. I should note that there was a group of tourists WAITING IN LINE TO TOUCH ITS BALLS. And, in addition, people taking picture of said balls. I suppose I would fall into the second category.
But seriously dudes check it out. The bull has gigantic balls. And he is a lucky bull because there are many people who want to touch its balls. Note how shiny its balls are. They have been touched many, many times.
OK, one last photo. I recently took a look at a West Village apartment. The dude tells me, listen it’s on the ground floor, but it still gets light. So I go take a look because I am curious.
That’s the front window. As in facing the front. Yes those are stairs blocking the window. Yes the apartment isn’t technically ground floor. It is more like basement floor. Which is to say lower than the ground, or, if you will, underground. It is also a very small apartment. So it is a perfect apartment if you do not like light or space. It is also a perfect apartment for those who love to spend money on rent. If you like the smell of trash, then it is perfect because the building’s trash cans are conveniently located outside your window. Rats and heat are free though, which is nice. Oh, also, the other windows face the air shaft. So it is also a perfect apartment for those who do not enjoy air, or enjoy air that has been in one place for a long time.
Yay, I’m so excited I found your blog! I read “Happy Birthday or Whatever” a couple years ago and, pardon the cliche, but it was frickin’ laugh out loud hilarious!! I just googled your name and this blog came up…once again…yay!
Note To Editor: I believe the photos in this blog are incorrectly identified. They should read from top to bottom as follows:
Photo #1: Bull McBalls. Fast food for hungry tourists ……”In Bed”
Photo #2: Snackpoint Charlie
Photo #3: Wall And Street
Summary of this post would go something like this: The fraulein on vacation from the death camp in the tiny and dark basement apartment enjoys fried Wall St. bull balls on a plate for good luck. In bed.