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Idea

Just thought of something: What if we make a shower out of soap!? That’d be nice, right? Yeah? Then we can just you know, rub up against it to bathe. Plus, we wouldn’t have to worry about soap scum getting on the shower. And we wouldn’t have to clean the shower because it’s already clean with all that soap and all. in addition, the shower would smell great…like an Irish spring if you will. OMG WHY AM I NOT RICH? I really should be rich.

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3 Responses to “Idea”

  1. Aaron: @ April 27th, 2010 at 5:15 am

    All I have to say is that I invented Hard Gravy (alcoholic gravy) fucking DECADES ago, and if I’m not rich yet there is no way that you’re getting rich off some shower idea that doesn’t even incorporate beer into it at all.

    Sorry, but that’s just how I feel.

  2. john: @ April 27th, 2010 at 8:44 am

    and when the soap runs out, you will be standing wet, butt naked in front of your neighbors that don’t have curtains.

  3. jon: @ April 27th, 2010 at 11:51 am

    She might not be RICH….but she’s clean enough to be HEALTHY, and dirty enough to be HAPPY.

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