City of Brotherly Love
I am in Philadelphia! I like this city. I find it pleasing. I’m here for work and the hotel kind of ran out of rooms so I ended up with a room that ALSO DOUBLES AS A CONFERENCE ROOM OMG. It has…
*a murphy bed! MURPHY BED Y’ALL. It comes DOWN FROM A WALL. Like from the future, or perhaps, from the past.
*living room! LIVING ROOM Y’ALL! Ok fine, it’s not a separate ROOM per se, but there’s a coffee table, a love seat and, like, 3 big ass chairs. They are plaid. I don’t know how I feel about that. I’d like to meet an interior decorator for this hotel. I have a lot of questions.
*breakfast nook! BREAKFAST NOOK! Like a little table with two chairs next to a window.
*TWO CLOSETS
*A LARGE DESK
*windows on TWO walls
*AN UGLY CHANDELIER
Dude I don’t even know what to do with myself. I just ran across the room twice just to have the experience of running indoors. When was the last time I ran around indoors? I don’t even know. In my apartment, it takes two steps to walk from the door to the bed. It takes two steps to walk from the bed to the bathroom. I can take, at least, twenty steps in this PALACE. If the decorating wasn’t so heinous I would totally live here.
One day I will grow up and live like a grown-up in which a door separates where I eat and where I sleep.
you should invite some friends over and have a soccer game in there, fly a kite, and fill the closets with clothes from the local Salvation Army…
Philly uses heinous decorations to deter visitors who have totally binged on their open spaces and brotherly love from moving there and eating all their food.
hello
so now i ll follow you…. beware i lobe blogs and bloggers . i have a culinary one but it s in french : blogging in 2 languages was too hard for me.
i just finished reading your book. i gobbled it down in a day, and fell in love with your family. i was sad at the end
Thanks Annie, and soon you’ll be like : Ayooo here she is reading me again, about me LOL!
Brett: It would actually be totally awesome to fill a hotel closet with clothes and then leave. Sounds very artsy pants.
Jon: I totally ate Philadelphia cream cheese in Philadelphia. MIND BLOW.
Rado: Thanks Rado! Your blog looks tasty! Everything looks tastier in French.