ATTENTION: I HAVE FOUND THE MOUSE. IT HAS FOUND ITS WAY OUT OF THE OVEN AND NOW IT IS RUNNING LOOSE IN MY APARTMENT. I AM HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE IT IS IN GOOD AND ACTIVE HEALTH. I HOPE SOON TO DESTROY IT.

HEY MOUSE, I HOPE YOU LOVE PEANUT BUTTER. IT IS ORGANIC AND FROM WHOLE FOODS. YOU CAN FIND IT RIGHT HERE, CONVENIENTLY LOCATED BETWEEN STOVE AND REFRIGERATOR.

PLEASE ENJOY. IT IS JUST FOR YOU.

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