Annietown Berlin

I am in Berlin. Here, beer is cheaper than soda. CHEAPER THAN SODA. as in, BEER € < SODA € like I don’t even understand how that is possible. But look, I don’t even like beer but I like it better than soda. Soda is so over. Why even bother, soda? Why exist when there is beer? Obviously my SODA
CLUB is not included in the soda category, shut up.

I am alive and happy and will return Monday, though what if I miss my flight?I mean what if I have to stay longer? That’d be a terrible shame. Terrible terrible shame. I can’t even think about that it’s so horrible.

Pics to come when or if I return. The Internet pipes are small here. I need fat pipes for my fat pics.

4 Responses to “Annietown Berlin”

  1. jon:

    yo. fat pics of cheap b€€r would be sick as balls to see. Berlin has been a sister city with Los Angeles since 1967. I wonder if they still visit or call each other up, or send cards with pictures and hand written notes during the holidays?

  2. Ms. Bizarro:

    Don’t forget to take pictures of hot German men with chiseled jaws and turtleneck sweaters!

    Safe travels home~

  3. Gunnar:

    Glad you liked it! Hope you found some nice bars etc.
    By the way: we even introduced a law some years a go to make sure that at least one drink in a bar or restaurant is cheaper than beer.Before that, a beer was usually the cheapest beverage…

    Ms. Bizarro: Glad that there’s still some German reputation out there! You forgot that we all wear Lederhosen and frolic over Sauerkraut and Bratwurst ALL DAY LONG! I guess Annie has some pictures taken of those situations as well ;-)

  4. Ms. Bizarro:

    @Gunnar: I was being serious! By the way, I know a Filipino guy would move to Germany in a heartbeat if he thought he could do nothing but eat bratwurst and drink beer all day long.

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