Baguette Paris
Friends!
I leave soon!
To go to the airport!
To get on a plane!
To fight with my neighbor over the armrest!
To sit in the bitch seat!
To arrive at another airport!
This one will be in Paris!
Woo hoo! I am stoked! I’m going to majorly carboload there it will be ridiculous. WATCH ME CARBOLOAD PEOPLE. I’M GOING TO EAT A BAGUETTE SANDWICH. THAT’S WHEN I TAKE A BAGUETTE AND STICK IT INSIDE ANOTHER BAGUETTE.
OH AND THERE WILL BE CHEESE TOo IN THIS BAGUETTE SANDWICH.
ALSO THERE WILL BE A STOMACHACHE INVOLVED.
Nicceee.
Also, I will buy a wallet. And a cape. I really really want a cape. And no, not a magician cape or a superhero cape. But you know, like a cape. Shut up.
Yay! I will try to post a blog and pictures.
I will also try to refrain from making jokes about the French people but it’s hard for me. I mean France is my go-to country for jokes. And Germany for that matter. I am totally screwed. This might be the hardest thing I’ve ever done in my entire life.
Also, I’d like to thank American Airlines and my gazillion miles for making this trip possible (and free!).
Annie, this sounds like awfully good trip. These phases should prove most helpful during your travels:
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)?
Répondez s’il vous plaît
Il faut souffrir pour être belle
Je m’en fous
Derrière
No – I’m actually Canadian
Annebert -
I think I might have to stop reading your blog. You take me down with your stories of sickness and dilapidated apartments, and then you take me up with stories of Paris and freewheeling lifestyle. I can’t take it. Stop toying with me!
I LOVE that you are going to buy a cape (from France, no less). Vive cape de la Francais!
Don’t bring any strange Frenchmen back to your hotel. Only bring the ones who will feed you cheese and pour fine French wine into your mouf.
Please devour all the hot German men for me, since I am married and cannot. Even tho I married a Filipino, I’ve always had a thang for blond guys with chiseled jaws who ski and drink good beer.
Bon voyage! Auf wiedersehen! (I had to look up how to spell that.)
Come back to us safely!
Ooo I guess that should be “Vive la cape de la Francais!” Dang articles!
Dear Annie:
Please come back soon. I am going through the early stages of withdrawal. From what, I can’t exactly say. But your writing helps take the edge off.
xoxo
annie, you must marry me.