I leave soon!
To go to the airport!
To get on a plane!
To fight with my neighbor over the armrest!
To sit in the bitch seat!
To arrive at another airport!
This one will be in Paris!
Woo hoo! I am stoked! I’m going to majorly carboload there it will be ridiculous. WATCH ME CARBOLOAD PEOPLE. I’M GOING TO EAT A BAGUETTE SANDWICH. THAT’S WHEN I TAKE A BAGUETTE AND STICK IT INSIDE ANOTHER BAGUETTE.
OH AND THERE WILL BE CHEESE TOo IN THIS BAGUETTE SANDWICH.
ALSO THERE WILL BE A STOMACHACHE INVOLVED.
Also, I will buy a wallet. And a cape. I really really want a cape. And no, not a magician cape or a superhero cape. But you know, like a cape. Shut up.
Yay! I will try to post a blog and pictures.
I will also try to refrain from making jokes about the French people but it’s hard for me. I mean France is my go-to country for jokes. And Germany for that matter. I am totally screwed. This might be the hardest thing I’ve ever done in my entire life.
Also, I’d like to thank American Airlines and my gazillion miles for making this trip possible (and free!).