For the past two days, Annietown was down. It was…Anniedown. Anyway, point is this. It’s back up. My friend Ravi hosts the site and he went on vacation to Brussels, where he is eating Brussels sprouts, obv. I mean what else would you eat there? Belgium chocolate? Yeah right. Try finding that in Brussels. They only have sprouts there. Anyway, Ravi asked his friend to deal with the Situation and now the Situation is just a distant memory from yesterday and earlier today. Man I barely remember that. Do you? Good. It was so bad you obviously blocked it out. Me too. What?

So what happened while I was gone? Hrm . . .

This McLaren rolled up in front of a bar. And, let me be clear, it’s NOT the stroller.

No. If someone rolled up in a stroller to the bar, I’d be like yeah righteouusss, let me get you a brew, Infant-beast.

But no, I mean a McLaren. It’s, like, the most obnoxious car ever. I am pretty certain it is made of douche.

You pop the hood, and it’s like all douche nozzles and dickpipes. And, like, a hamster running around in a wheel. So anyway this car rolls up, and two people crawl out. Like literally crawl out. It is a car not meant for anyone who has arms or legs. The McLaren is best suited for those who only have torsos. Seriously the seats looked tiny.

So the two people go into some bar, that sucks, it is not the bar we are in, which does not suck. And I say, you know what would be righteous. If someone did this:

DON’T WORRY HE WAS NOT ACTUALLY PEEING JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE WHO DO YOU THINK I AM? The car costs like $1,000,000. That’s United States dollars! I am sure it has lasers that shoot people if they actually pee on it. Or like, it releases hounds.

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