I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS MYSTERY.
MY APARTMENT SMELLS LIKE VOMIT. I DID NOT VOMIT. HOWEVER, IT SMELLS LIKE VOMIT, IT IS A MYSTERY. I MUST WRITE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE ONE CANNOT DISCUSS MYSTERIES WITHOUT WRITING IN ALL CAPS.
FOR EXAMPLE, WHICH IS MORE MYSTERIOUS:
Who really killed John F. Kennedy?
OR
WHO REALLY KILLED JOHN F. KENNEDY?
SEE THE SECOND OPTION IS MUCH MORE MYSTERIOUS. IT MAKES ME WANT TO SOLVE THE MYSTERY SO IT IS NO LONGER A MYSTERY AND ONLY FACT.
THIS BRINGS ME BACK TO THE ORIGINAL POINT, WHICH IS, WHY DOES MY APARTMENT SMELL LIKE VOMIT IF I AM THE ONLY ONE HERE AND I, IN FACT, DID NOT VOMIT.
I CANNOT FIND THE SOURCE. THUMBS DOWN SITUATION. ALSO MYSTERIOUS SITUATION.
Is there any work being done in your building?
http://www.usatoday.com/money/economy/housing/2009-03-16-chinese-drywall-sulfur_N.htm
And if the work was done by Chinese contractors, they might have left some durian behind that drywall too!
New to Annietown? Vomit Mystery. Got that? No? How about I just say this: ANNIE CORNERS HARD.
Maybe someone breaks in and vomits when you’re not there?
Hmmm. Could it be the ZOMBIE ON THE WINDOWSILL?
Is there any old cheese lying around? Cause that would do it.
My apartment recently began to smell like a dirty ashtray, which is also a mystery because nobody smokes in my apartment.
Well, I do not write in caps but, could be I have a possible answer for your mistery: Try to move you to another apartement. It’s possible that you find it smell like a vomit too. The problem could be that you… smell like vomit.