Comments on: My Teef Hoit http://www.annietown.com/2009/04/16/my-teef-hoit/ Annie Choi wants to fill your brain with words. Mon, 30 Jan 2012 21:30:14 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: damion http://www.annietown.com/2009/04/16/my-teef-hoit/#comment-9693 damion Fri, 17 Jul 2009 19:58:38 +0000 http://www.annietown.com/?p=355#comment-9693 seriously i am in the dentist chair right now as my novocaine wears off waiting on the bitch to come back and give memore because shes seeing other patients. googled "do all dentists juggle patients" and your blog cameu. this is fucking miserable. seriously i am in the dentist chair right now as my novocaine wears off waiting on the bitch to come back and give memore because shes seeing other patients. googled “do all dentists juggle patients” and your blog cameu. this is fucking miserable.

]]> By: Alanna http://www.annietown.com/2009/04/16/my-teef-hoit/#comment-9392 Alanna Tue, 21 Apr 2009 03:12:22 +0000 http://www.annietown.com/?p=355#comment-9392 i wish i didn't read that. i have to get my wisdom teeth removed this summer, and now i think i'll keep them. however, i have a funny story about my friend who got her wisdom teeth removed. my friend jacqui had to get her wisdom teeth removed our junior year (i'm a senior). now, jacqui is very tiny, standing 5'2 in flats. when she went to the dentist, apparently they gave her the standard amount of laughing gas, which is a little too much for my dear jacqui. during the procedure, the nice assistant lady asked jacqui if she had a boyfriend. now, number one: why would you ask the patient questions when their mouth is jammed with metal objects and your fingers? and number two: why would you ask someone under laughing gas? jacqui's response? "Doctor Carlo [her dentist working on her] is my boyfriend. we're in loooveeee. i love you doctor carloooo!" and started stroking his nasty italian arm hair. the nurse, not knowing what to do, just said, "oh. uh huh..." and kept going. jacqui, however, did not stop lovin' doctor carlo. the rest of the time, she confessed her love to doctor carlo, and made up stories about how they're going away to mexico. when it was all over, jacqui's mom was asked to escort her through the back door, so she doesn't scare (or hit on) any of the children in the waiting room. and now jacqui never wants to return to doctor carlo ever again, and has successfully avoided the dentist since. the end! i wish i didn’t read that. i have to get my wisdom teeth removed this summer, and now i think i’ll keep them. however, i have a funny story about my friend who got her wisdom teeth removed.

my friend jacqui had to get her wisdom teeth removed our junior year (i’m a senior). now, jacqui is very tiny, standing 5’2 in flats. when she went to the dentist, apparently they gave her the standard amount of laughing gas, which is a little too much for my dear jacqui.

during the procedure, the nice assistant lady asked jacqui if she had a boyfriend. now, number one: why would you ask the patient questions when their mouth is jammed with metal objects and your fingers? and number two: why would you ask someone under laughing gas?

jacqui’s response? “Doctor Carlo [her dentist working on her] is my boyfriend. we’re in loooveeee. i love you doctor carloooo!” and started stroking his nasty italian arm hair. the nurse, not knowing what to do, just said, “oh. uh huh…” and kept going.

jacqui, however, did not stop lovin’ doctor carlo. the rest of the time, she confessed her love to doctor carlo, and made up stories about how they’re going away to mexico.

when it was all over, jacqui’s mom was asked to escort her through the back door, so she doesn’t scare (or hit on) any of the children in the waiting room.

and now jacqui never wants to return to doctor carlo ever again, and has successfully avoided the dentist since.

the end!

]]> By: jon http://www.annietown.com/2009/04/16/my-teef-hoit/#comment-9391 jon Mon, 20 Apr 2009 18:26:16 +0000 http://www.annietown.com/?p=355#comment-9391 Sure, I’d probably take a root canal over the fist up the ass…..but mostly for prides sake. Annie I think your brave. Sure, I’d probably take a root canal over the fist up the ass…..but mostly for prides sake.

Annie I think your brave.

]]> By: hez http://www.annietown.com/2009/04/16/my-teef-hoit/#comment-9390 hez Mon, 20 Apr 2009 00:58:24 +0000 http://www.annietown.com/?p=355#comment-9390 you might as well go and live in England. you might as well go and live in England.

]]> By: Ramon http://www.annietown.com/2009/04/16/my-teef-hoit/#comment-9389 Ramon Sun, 19 Apr 2009 13:39:22 +0000 http://www.annietown.com/?p=355#comment-9389 geez annie, that sucks! I take back all of the things i said to myself about how much annie sucks, how she never blogs anymore, hasn't finished the next book yet, loser, and so on. geez annie, that sucks! I take back all of the things i said to myself about how much annie sucks, how she never blogs anymore, hasn’t finished the next book yet, loser, and so on.

]]> By: D http://www.annietown.com/2009/04/16/my-teef-hoit/#comment-9386 D Sat, 18 Apr 2009 11:27:34 +0000 http://www.annietown.com/?p=355#comment-9386 To share in the experience of dealing with fascist dentists who take pleasure in causing people pain i'll tell you my experience for comparison. So last summer I went to get a root canal, and my dentist like yours takes a few patients after having injected me with novacaine. I wait 45 minutes. She gets back and is ready to start in, however I inform her that the novacaine has worn off, to which she repiles "oh no, i've only been gone 10 minutes" I argued but it was useless. It was only after I screamed and kicked over the little metal cart that she injected some more novacaine.Which she repeated to do so about 7 times throughout the procedure, because she keeps wandering off. So when she's finally finished prodding around in there she takes x-rays for the insurance company. Her assistant comes in and informs her that she has inserted the little needle things in too far, she would have to start again... But instead she decides to retake the x-rays for two reasons, 1) to cover her ass so she woouldn't have to re-do it, and 2) to fool the insurance company into paying for her faulty procedure. So i'm thinking this bitch, but I figure she's the dentist right? Plus I really did not want to go through that process again, so I didn't even bother. A couple of months later I am told my root canal has to be re-done, but my insurance has been cancelled, and with the economy the way it is right now, i'll be lucky if i can produce a smile half as shitty as the Mona Lisa's. So I guess i've been fucked by the Dental Association of America. Oh well at least I have a valid reason for taking painkillers that allow me to see jesus and big bird duking it out steelcage style. I guess the only thing you can do is hope someone blogs about their experiences, and you can bask in the fact thet their lives suck more than yours right? jk, lol... kinda... :) To share in the experience of dealing with fascist dentists who take pleasure in causing people pain i’ll tell you my experience for comparison. So last summer I went to get a root canal, and my dentist like yours takes a few patients after having injected me with novacaine. I wait 45 minutes. She gets back and is ready to start in, however I inform her that the novacaine has worn off, to which she repiles “oh no, i’ve only been gone 10 minutes” I argued but it was useless. It was only after I screamed and kicked over the little metal cart that she injected some more novacaine.Which she repeated to do so about 7 times throughout the procedure, because she keeps wandering off. So when she’s finally finished prodding around in there she takes x-rays for the insurance company. Her assistant comes in and informs her that she has inserted the little needle things in too far, she would have to start again… But instead she decides to retake the x-rays for two reasons, 1) to cover her ass so she woouldn’t have to re-do it, and 2) to fool the insurance company into paying for her faulty procedure. So i’m thinking this bitch, but I figure she’s the dentist right? Plus I really did not want to go through that process again, so I didn’t even bother. A couple of months later I am told my root canal has to be re-done, but my insurance has been cancelled, and with the economy the way it is right now, i’ll be lucky if i can produce a smile half as shitty as the Mona Lisa’s. So I guess i’ve been fucked by the Dental Association of America. Oh well at least I have a valid reason for taking painkillers that allow me to see jesus and big bird duking it out steelcage style. I guess the only thing you can do is hope someone blogs about their experiences, and you can bask in the fact thet their lives suck more than yours right? jk, lol… kinda… :)

]]> By: Ms. Bizarro http://www.annietown.com/2009/04/16/my-teef-hoit/#comment-9385 Ms. Bizarro Sat, 18 Apr 2009 02:58:44 +0000 http://www.annietown.com/?p=355#comment-9385 This sucks wazoo. Get a chunk of his arm hair next time and make a voo doo doll out of it. Seriously, I'm sorry you had to go through this. <:[=] (unhappy toof guy) This sucks wazoo. Get a chunk of his arm hair next time and make a voo doo doll out of it. Seriously, I’m sorry you had to go through this. <:[=]
(unhappy toof guy)

]]> By: Grace http://www.annietown.com/2009/04/16/my-teef-hoit/#comment-9384 Grace Fri, 17 Apr 2009 21:41:18 +0000 http://www.annietown.com/?p=355#comment-9384 That is why I haven't been to the dentist in 5 years. Also, my previous dentist was this weird Korean guy who smelled funky and whose hair looked like a skunk's tail. That is why I haven’t been to the dentist in 5 years. Also, my previous dentist was this weird Korean guy who smelled funky and whose hair looked like a skunk’s tail.

]]> By: weirdo http://www.annietown.com/2009/04/16/my-teef-hoit/#comment-9383 weirdo Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:41:25 +0000 http://www.annietown.com/?p=355#comment-9383 oh man, poor annie! that was seriously a painful post to read, and it only got worse and worse. my toof hurts now. oh man, poor annie! that was seriously a painful post to read, and it only got worse and worse. my toof hurts now.

]]> By: Sandy http://www.annietown.com/2009/04/16/my-teef-hoit/#comment-9382 Sandy Fri, 17 Apr 2009 19:21:50 +0000 http://www.annietown.com/?p=355#comment-9382 Your dentist sounds like a hack! I've gotten 3 root canals - YES! and none hurt. Use my dentist - he has the latest technology and never makes you wait. www.smilesbydrwei.com Your dentist sounds like a hack! I’ve gotten 3 root canals – YES! and none hurt. Use my dentist – he has the latest technology and never makes you wait.

http://www.smilesbydrwei.com

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