San Francisco
I’m here in the San Francisco Airport blogging live and in beautiful Cinescope color. I was here for work, attending the Game Developers Conference. Oh yes. Games. No wait, g4m3z. 31337 g4m3z, u n00bz. I haven’t seen this many nerds in one place in a very long time. Highlights include two seperate incidences of guys in kilts. And like they’re not Scotsmen. We’re talking long ponytails and bad skin and kilts. Kilts! Dude! One wasn’t even tartan. It was khaki colored. Like you know, a more casual updated kilt. For a night hitting the bars or just working it out on the dance floor. Or maybe just throwing it on when you have a delivery at the front door and you’re still in your jammies. Lots of options here, folks. Please don’t ask if they were going commando. Some things are better left as mysterious mysteries of mystery. One was daintily crossing his legs. So maybe he had no nuts. Look I don’t want to talk about it. Why do you keep making me talk about it? Go away! Away!
Anyway I did learn a lot though I can’t really tell you what I learned exactly.I like the game Uno. That’s it really. I have too much to think about. So instead I’ll think about nothing.
There’s only one thing nerdier than GDC nerds: liveblogging. Annie, FTW!
Gamer nerds in kilts……they don’t call em Play-yahs for nothing. Represent.
N00dZ und3r th3y k1ltz
My Filipino husband keeps threatening to get a khaki kilt.
Jeff: The question is, ARG, MPG, or MMPG?
Jon: KILTS. They should’ve gone with skorts.
LilG: w0rdz. b411z ou7!
Ms. Biz: Hahahaha that’d be hilarious seriously. I can’t believe they make that shit in khaki.
Many peoples find their relationships with their brains stuck in a rut after they’ve been together for a while. Here are some ways to rekindle the fires of love:
*Communication is key to any relationship. Put down those binoculars, march right over there, and introduce yourself.
*Try buying your brain that hat she’s always wanted, and then throwing it in the ocean to show that your love is more important than material things.
*Fresh fruit, fine wine and seafood are all known to arouse the passions in the brain.
*Please, for the love of God, just stop doing that weird chewing thing with your mouth.
*Why not make a little game out of who is smarter, with the loser having to clean the bathroom for a year?