I’m here in the San Francisco Airport blogging live and in beautiful Cinescope color. I was here for work, attending the Game Developers Conference. Oh yes. Games. No wait, g4m3z. 31337 g4m3z, u n00bz. I haven’t seen this many nerds in one place in a very long time. Highlights include two seperate incidences of guys in kilts. And like they’re not Scotsmen. We’re talking long ponytails and bad skin and kilts. Kilts! Dude! One wasn’t even tartan. It was khaki colored. Like you know, a more casual updated kilt. For a night hitting the bars or just working it out on the dance floor. Or maybe just throwing it on when you have a delivery at the front door and you’re still in your jammies. Lots of options here, folks. Please don’t ask if they were going commando. Some things are better left as mysterious mysteries of mystery. One was daintily crossing his legs. So maybe he had no nuts. Look I don’t want to talk about it. Why do you keep making me talk about it? Go away! Away!
Anyway I did learn a lot though I can’t really tell you what I learned exactly.I like the game Uno. That’s it really. I have too much to think about. So instead I’ll think about nothing.