Cold As Ice
You know what would be awesome?
If I had hot water.
It would be so awesome.
I’ve only heard good things about hot water.
What’s interesting is that I pay for hot water every month.
And yet I don’t have it.
But, as I said, I’m sure it’s very nice. Maybe one day I’ll have it so I can know how awesome it is. I mean, it could certainly suck. That’s a possibility. Maybe it might be too hot and I have to turn on the cold. I am familiar with cold water.
In related news, this is my new desktop photo. Why? Because it made me laugh. He’s so unabashedly a douche it’s almost refreshing. He’s skateboarding with training wheels. Look, I do not understand it, I only understand that he is a douchetruck full of douche. Enjoy, friends
When I take my next shower, I will make a small tribute to you but turning it as hot as it will go.
Also, that dude reminds me of those gondola people. But without the gondola.
come to UAE, you will never be cold again.
That douche looks like Owen Wilson!
i could tell you what i saw bear grylls do on Man vs. Wild to survive similar sub-zero temperatures in the wildness….but that would just be kinda gross.
Okay, I am pretty damn sure “cold as ice” is the name of my homey. or dj cold as ice. he has a little microphone. i should have copyrighted his name and then i could make you pay me…
Thank you for this. It looks like he wrapped his training wheels with gift wrap or old lady wallpaper.
I will help you out. If you give me your home address, I will send you some hot water in the mail. No, please, it’s no trouble at all. I am all philanthropic like that.
what are you, like, “busy at work”? homie update pls.
I like the bare feet. Speaks of his confidence. With the… training wheels. Truly. A douchetruck.