Mi Ventana

This is how the window situation is being “addressed.” Yes that’s a cooking spoon. It’s the only way the window will kind of close but not really close. MacGruber!

But what will I use to mix things? A mystery. A conundrum.

7 Responses to “Mi Ventana”

  1. Tamara P:

    I like it! It’s totally MacGruber!

  2. Ms. Bizarro:

    MacGruber! For mixing things… yard stick? Back scratcher? Your arm?

  3. jon:

    One person’s problem is another person’s no problem at all. – MacGruber

  4. Aura:

    yeah whatever macgruber. come stay with me. or at my mom’s. where we have operative windows and heat and working fireplaces. you know you wanna. or at the very least, let me buy you a drink this week. like a thimbleful of vodka or some such, you lightweight pussy.

  5. Aura:

    the first pizza place in north korea just opened. big plus in the kim jong il column, as far as I’m concerned. If they’ve got almost-expired-shredded-mozzarella, canned tomato sauce, leavened pizza dough that is about to go bad … well, it’s just like new york (my hometown) as far as I’m concerned … add a few prostitutes on 8th ave and a bunch of jersey transplants claiming they’re born and raised NYC locals, and that’s all it takes – I’m sold.

  6. Aura:

    yeah whatever, got home from work in the “late night” (actuallu early am) and I can’t fucking sleep. FUCK. can I curse on this site? FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK AROUND. BALLS.

  7. VK:

    Ear…uh…EYEMUFFS Annie.
    Madam minister is just having a rough time handling the Cat’s Pajamas. She is very funny though. I think she’ll buck up and power through.

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