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Snow Job

Jomo left his basketball here about a year ago. I keep it on the fire escape next to my plunger and wireless thermometer/barometer. Wilson looks cold.

I am boiling water to keep my apartment warm. These are tough times, friends. My landlord us “being green” by lowering the thermostat to zero.

This entry was posted on Monday, March 2nd, 2009 at 1:36 pm and is filed under NYC, parlor tricks. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

3 Responses to “Snow Job”

  1. Bryan: @ March 2nd, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    I think if Wilson were cold he’d be more, shriveled.

  2. jon: @ March 2nd, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    Mother Nature gave the entire northeast US “snow jobs” alright…but without the happy endings. Landlord says “0 is the new 68″.

  3. annie: @ March 13th, 2009 at 10:19 am

    Bryan: You’re right. I think that basketball has been on my fire escape for actually more than a year now that I think about it. I’m surprised it’s not shriveled.

    Jon: I feel bad for the basketball, I should’ve given it a sweater.

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