New York’s Ugliest

This might be one of the ugliest condos on the Lower East Side. Yes, that’s camouflage tile. What is it hiding from? Good taste, obviously. I think it’s mostly unoccupied. As far as I’m concerned, they should pay people to live there. Camouflage, dudes. Camouflage. It’s really blending in.

7 Responses to “New York’s Ugliest”

  1. JimBob:

    You can deer hunt out of that thing! How cool! Just put some corn out on the sidewalk, and I’m sure you could get some big bucks. You might also be able to turkey hunt out of it, but I doubt the turkeys would be able to hear your calls with all the traffic noise below. What a diamond you have found.

  2. JimBob:

    oooohhhh. And you could decorate thematically:

    http://www.camofurniture.com/welcome/index.html

  3. Ms. Bizarro:

    Woods cammo against a blue sky. Blending. I believe this is called “How not to be seen.”

    I’M STUCK IN BOSTON! My flight is canceled because of this freaking nor’easter! I have no more clean underwear!

  4. Bryan:

    Wow. The planning commission folks must be knee deep in hookers and cocaine.

  5. jon:

    Is that really a condo??? WOW! I didn’t even recognize it.

  6. annie:

    JimBob: It was so camouflaged I actually passed it and totally missed it.

    Ms. Biz: Dude, I FEEL YOUR PAIN. I HATE airports. At least you can spend the day in Boston wearing dirty undies. Go to the ICA!

    Bryan: Dude, it’s SO ugly. The architects were clearly blind.

    Jon: Yeah, condo. It looks a little like the hospital where I was born (minus the camouflage).

    This is in the SAN FERNANDO VALLEY dude. New York has no excuse for trash like that.

  7. Bryan:

    Ironic architecture is fucking awesome.

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