Booooooooooo
I spilled fruit salad on my lap and I got up quickly but didn’t have a good handle on my computer so it fell. And now the moniter is wobbly and won’t close all the way. Ugh. The last time I was in Chicago my hard drive died. It’s like this place hates me and my computer.
Oh noes! That is not a good thing for the computer. Please be more careful!
Your ability to read the tea leaves of misfortune are whats wobbly….Chicago loves you and your hard drive…but it hates fruit salad!
My phone has predictive text…Now, I don’t know what that means, but I bet if your computer had predictive text, it could have warned about the gravity of your fruit.
At least it wasn’t one of those zealous deep dish pizzas. Ha.
It is fitting that you are coordination(?) challenged. If you were not, it would be unfair that you had so much personality, wit, and flair. This just balances out the DNA of the world.
Can it be fixed with super glue and bungee cords?
well, you should take it the other way. Your screen is wobbly because you want to, because it’s the thing to do, it’s cool to have it like that, oh, don’t you know it, true writers have wobbly screens, this is how it works,…. and that’s how fashions are create and how cool people behave.
so turn it over, you just personalised your laptop!!!
(i hope your laptop is still working)