Liquids: Thumbs Down
Yesterday I knocked an entire cup of coffee off the table and it landed in my purse. On the way down, it sprayed my keyboard and my bass gee-tar. Inside my purse I had a distortion pedal and a reverb pedal. Those too, got coffee’d. So what I’m trying to say here is that I have a big problem. The nice part is that everything works still. For now. The bad part is that everything I own looks like it got a savage beatdown from Mr. Coffee. Everything smells like coffee. I was filled with sadness. And not filled with coffee, since I had spilled it all. ERROR and in addition, BIG FAIL.
Next week I’m headed off to Austin for work. It should be fun. I really enjoy Austin and when I think about Austin, I think, dude, I should live there. And then I remember it is quite far from water and then I get a little stressed out about it. I like to be near water. For no particular reason, really. I just might, at some point, want to see it, visit it, say hi, etc. I don’t even like the beach all that much, but, you know, I feel better knowing that it’s there.
I am already planning to go to Veggie Heaven.
I am already planning on getting a major burrito the size of my waist so that it fits perfectly inside my belly.
I am already planning on saying, “Dude, everyone is so nice here. What is wrong with them?”
I am already planning on renting a car and driving like a complete ass, because being female, Asian, from L.A. and living in NYC has not really helped my attitude behind the wheel. So Austin, I apologize in advance. Now, GET OFF THE ROAD.
I know you guys are proud of LA and NYC “chaos” but driving there is a walk in park in comparison to some places in southern europe and the mediterranean.
I mean have you ever experienced a place where is normal (almost mandatory) that you overpass cars through their right while crossing red lights and turning when it is forbiden to do so while avoiding annoying pedestrians?
I am not sayng you don’t drive like an ass, just saying NYC is not that jungle…
BTW, what the hell is about you and spilling things? I hope your music stuff works ok. Sorry for that
http://www.continentalclub.com/Austin.html
WTF are you saying, asians are bad drivers? How do these crazy stereotypes get started?……maybe its Annie?
Annietowners might enjoy listening to this comedic routine on topic.
http://www.955klos.com/article.asp?id=634790
click on Maz Jobrani 01-28-09
Or maybe not. OK there’s not much more to say other than hi. That’s “howdy” in Austinese.
That is all, for now.
Go get yourself some Dunkin’ Donuts coffee right now!
I loved Austin – music and bats living under that one bridge.
I will stay as far away from Veggie Heaven as I can next week, for my own safety.
I’m going to send you one of my daughter’s sippy cups.
On a side note, “Inside my purse I had a distortion pedal and a reverb pedal.” I think these are the words I will need to hear from a girl to ever consider a serious relationship with her.