Happy Belated New Year!

Hello friends!

Happy belated New Year! As usual, I am late. But I’m OK with that. You might not be OK with that. And I’m OK with that, too. I’m OK with a lot of things, really.

I am back in New York now. I flew out last night at 9 pm and landed this morning at 5 am. OMG death. Then I decided to be “bad” and splurge for a cab ($53 after tip OUCH) despite my New Year’s resolution to SAVE THE CASH MONIES. So already 2009 is full of broken promises and shattered dreams (shattered dreams, feel like I can run away, run away). But there were no yellow cabs at that Ricky Retardo hour, so as I was going outside there were all these gypsy cab hawks asking if I wanted a cab and one of them actually grabbed my luggage from my hands “I will take you! I will take you!” and I was like “Don’t you dare grab my bag, it’s not polite” and shooed him. And suddenly I became like the biggest Courtesy Cop ever. But dude, don’t grab people’s shit! I mean, come on.

I spent New Year’s eve with friends from New York actually. Marco and Lizzie were visiting and staying at The Standard downtown, which they should just rename The Doucheturd. SO MUCH DOUCHE. Normally it’s kind of douchey but on New Year’s eve it becomes Douche Central. Marco pointed out it’s like we were hanging out in the Meatpacking District, something you couldn’t pay me to do. Really, if you said, hey Annie I will give you $53 to hang out in the Meatpacking District tonight, I’d say no. Then I’d stick a shiv in your gut and steal your $53. And let’s be honest, $53 would buy you like 2 drinks. Anyway we were not slutty enough or twenty-one enough to be hanging out there. There was a girl wearing something that only had one side. Like just the front. It was like she was wearing a napkin around her neck, it was grotesque and seeming impossible. I was wearing jeans and I felt like I was wearing too much pants. Too much pants! Oh yes, such a thing is possible!

We ate in Koreatown for “King’s court” style dinner, which is an awesome way of saying food just keeps coming at you until you want to die (of happiness, of overeating, of flavor, of soju that tastes like “kissing your grandmother” as Dan put it) and the went to HMS Bounty for drinks. I love that bar for no particular reason other than it’s old skool, charming L.A. Good times, people, good times.

So normally on New Year’s day I spend it with my entire extended family and we bow for bucks and play New Year’s games. But now we don’t get bucks, which makes hanging out with family much less profitable. I’ve written about this before, in the book, the one over there in the sidebar. I normally show up to my aunt’s incredibly hungover and wanting to die. So I kind of prepped myself for a day of answering why I wasn’t married/with child/a millionaire/a doctor and then my mom said, hey, sorry to do this to you, but I think we’re canceling the new year’s stuff. Your father’s kind of sick and your aunt is too tired to cook for 3000 cousins. And suddenly it was like a major GET OUT OF JAIL FREE AND HERE IS A NEW FRYING PAN AND A SALAD SPINNER. Stoke city! I went back to sleep.

Micah and I were at some vegan restaurant (YES VEGAN. AND DELICIOUS.) and we were sitting next to two dudes on a man-date/broppointment and one guy was all stoked for the waffle special and I was like oh they stop serving breakfast at 11 am. The time is 3! And when he overheard this it looked like I had kicked his dog in the nuts. Like how dare you ruin this moment. Don’t you hate that? Breakfast should be served all day all the time. Like, wtf. It’s even easier to make than dinner, what’s wrong with people?

I already miss my L.A. friends. Didn’t even get to see everyone. I hate when that happens. Also if you managed to reach the end of this post you deserve a cookie. Mail me your address, I will send you a cookie. No joke. Do it.

Happy 09!

Also, I decided that in 2013 I will start high fiving again. I stopped in 2003 and Micah and I decided that a decade without high fiving sounded about right. So there you go.

10 Responses to “Happy Belated New Year!”

  1. Erin:

    first… you know where I live. where’s my cookie;)

    second… I’d like to officially reserve you for New Year’s Eve 2012 so that I can give you the most ridiculous high five EVER as soon as it hits 2013.

  2. jon:

    sounds like u had a good time, except when u weren’t. HNY ANNIE. i read u’r entire post while watching “into the night”. i ate twice.

    BTW,the Mayan calandar ends in 2012, so there may not be any 2013. until then you might wanta cyber hi-five, just in case.

  3. Ramon:

    sent my address, I want a cookie ;)

  4. Pedro:

    you got my address, I want my cookie.
    just send it fast, might be moving….

    happy new year to you too Annie.

  5. Ms. Bizarro:

    Yeah, Jon’s right about the world ending in 2012. It’s so gonna happen. Those damn Mayans. Only 3 years left to live life to its fullest and eat as many cookies as you can! Happy 2009!

  6. Doretta:

    In 2013, you might be too old to high five. Well, you’ll be permitted to high five small children. But that’s it.

  7. annie:

    Erin: Doretta pointed out that I might be “too old to high five.” Which is probably true. Hmm a quandary. The first high five ever for 2013 has been reserved for Micah, who was my last high five of 2003.

    Jon: You’re right the post was too long. I should’ve added an intermission.

    Ramon: Will do.

    Pedro: Send it to me again, because I suck and my inbox is vomit.

    Ms. Biz If the Mayans thought the world was ending in 2012, then why aren’t they around now? They’re world ended much earlier, so one might say that their calculations are very much off.

    Doretta: You’re right. Well maybe I will just high five once to honor it all, and then not high five again. Not because i don’t high five, but becaues I’m too old for it. I think t hat’s a good compromise.

  8. weirdo:

    happy new jears! i got to the end of the post…but don’t worry about the cookie, i live on top of a mrs. fields so i’m kinda cookie’d out. well, i don’t really but i just wanted to say HNJ and that i read about your entire trip and that the laffs were incentive enough. here’s to 2009!

  9. Jessica:

    I made it to the end, I don’t want the cookie, but I want the name of the Vegan place! SFV Veggies all day!

  10. annie:

    Weirdo: Belated cheers to a belated 09!

    Jessica: This place was not in SFV, but in Echo Park area/hipstertown. There’s a shitload over there, I don’t even recognize Echo Park anymore. There’s a good vegan Vietnamese place in Reseda, I’ll try to find the name for you!

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