Up Up and Away

I’m here at lovely John Fitzgerald Kennedy International Airport waiting for a flight to the greater Los Angeles area. On the way here I saw a rainbow over Queens. It was the filthiest, most polluted rainbow ever. Then whilst in line at Jamba Juice, a woman flipped out because she didn’t like the employee’s attitude, and got all “I’m going to sue!” and then an old man collapsed in the terminal and the medics came. And now they are playing Wham! in the terminal. Which came after Kenny G version of Auld Lang Syne. I can’t tell if I’m having a positive or negative experience.

Happy Holidays!

5 Responses to “Up Up and Away”

  1. popeye:

    yummmm you just made me crave jamba juice :)

  2. Stephanie:

    “I can’t tell if I’m having a positive or negative experience.”

    Well I guess it can’t be terrible if you aren’t sure.

  3. Ms. Bizarro:

    All that other stuff isn’t so bad, but Kenny G! krist what an asshole. Musical hack.

    Anyway, happy new year! The year of the bull, I am given to understand.

  4. lilgerman:

    miss, i asked for the “femme boost”.
    no you di’int
    yes, i did.
    no you di’int
    yes, i did.
    no you di’int
    yes i did.
    well you got it anyways

  5. annie:

    Popeye: I think I like Robek’s better. What you think? I also like how all their ‘boosts’ have bek in the title. Femmebek. A+

    Stephanie: Or just confused.

    Ms. Biz: Yes, I think Wham! was great. Kenny G, not so much. The duet between Josh Grobon and Celine Dion was NOT acceptable.

    LilG: I used to pick up Jamba Juice/Robek’s for friends on my way to hang out and we used to get all the guys a Femme Boost in their drinks.

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