Annietown

I voted!

I just voted the crap out of this shit. OH yeah, I voted so hard. I am, in fact, exhausted from the serious voting I just delivered. Seventeenth District, representing. OH yeah, SEVENTEENTH, that’s right. That means I kicked the living SHIT out of Districts 1 through 16. If you want to visit those districts, too bad mi amigo because they have been completely obliterated by my AWESOME VOTING POWER. Qué putada I know, all that’s left is rubble. Maybe you will have to wait another FOUR YEARS while those stupid districts rebuild. Only to be DESTROYED again. Listen, I can’t help it. I just don’t know my own strength. I vote and entire districts explode.

Anyway I got to the votespot and there were 4 booths, but each voting district gets its own booth, and guess what? The only district that had a line was SEVENTEEN. The others were empty. Slackers in District 22 you better get your asses HERE and VOTE or else you are not allowed to complain or bitch and moan for the next four years. I’m on to you, 22. I’m tired of your shenanigans. Your unwillingness to participate in the electoral process, your too cool for school attitude toward voting. Listen, you are an idiot. I’m not even sure where Election District 22 is (it reeks of Tribeca), but I will hunt you down and kick your asses, all twenty-two of them. Then I will drag you into the booth.

The Sluttiest Day of the Year

Ah, Halloween. It will always be the sluttiest day of the year. The sluts were out in full force. The economy might be tanking, but the sluts are doing well, so everyone can stay calm. There were all the classic slut outfits, including slutty nurse, slutty cop, slutty cat, slutty slut. But also some new additions, my favorite being slutty Marie Antoinette. Boobs up to here and white powdered wig, but then this super short skirt thing which looked a lot like a square dancing skirt, except it was you know, fancy looking. That’s how you know she was Marie Antoinette. The fanciness. Otherwise one might confuse her with a slut with a white powdered wig. Anyway, good job, sluts!

Hot Dom was supposed to have a Karl Lagerfeld party where everyone was supposed to arrive dressed as Karl Lagerfeld.

However, Hot Dom got pulled away and is now postponing his party. So anyway I was walking down the street and low and behold I saw a guy dressed up as Lagerfeld, heading over to the Chanel store. So maybe Chanel had their own stupid Lagerfeld party, totally stealing our thunder. This particular Lagerfeld was not slutty, by the way.

Don’t forget to vote tomorrow, Americans. If you are not American then you can stand by and watch helplessly and laugh at us (nervously). I don’t have a TV so I’m trying to figure out where to watch it. I’m very much looking forward to seeing the absolutely stupid CNN/MSN/NBC/ABC/ETC ‘interactive’ touch screen maps of the United States. Check out Michigan, I can make it bounce!