Staycation!
I am officially on staycation! It is the second best kind of vacation. Vacation is obviously the best kind vacation, but a staycation is not that bad. I am here, blogging live from my apartment in New York City. I have already vacuumed and mopped. I have cleaned the bathroom. I have washed the dishes. I had a Very Satisfying Cleaning Experience where I took the hose attachment out and vacuumed the wall moldings. Oh yes. That is what I did. It was maximum satisfaction, just like a Snickers bar or whatever. Seriously, I had a little vacuum woody I was so excited. Then I vacuumed behind the heater. It was like a graveyard of dust bunnies. I could’ve made a sweater out of that shit. I was scared of it and yet highly satisfied at the same time. Hmm what now? I am downloading music. I am purchased clothing from online stores. I am drinking coffee. I am looking for a new apartment on Craiglist like I do every week and like every week, I am not finding anything.
It is a truly glorious day already.
Except for the fact that I have a CAVITY!!!!!!!
OMFG. My tooth is screaming at me. It is calling me horrible things. It is calling my mother horrible things. Every time I drink something hot or cold or basically drink anything wet it gives me the big finger and then clocks me in the jaw. I want to drill that shit out myself but instead I am going to the dentist tomorrow. My dentist’s office pumps in Cher and Britney and George Michael remixes and my (gay) dentist totally sings along as he drills the crap out of my mouth. It is painful on many different levels, but fun in a strange way. If you guys need a dentist, my dentist is the jam. Cher comes free with the cleaning. You also get a toothbrush. Come for the toothbrush, stay for the Cher, that is what my mom always says.
You staycation like only an asian girl can! Funny, and sad
Very Satisfying Cleaning Experience = Guess what? Anne found that missing dress.
I know what U mean. Nothing puts me in that “You won’t feel a thing” mood quite like Cher tunz.
omg i had a staycation yesterday too! it was just one day, but it totally did the trick. you know when you have a day when you’re like, oh, i don’t want to get out of bed and go to work…well i had one of those yesterday, and then was like, yay! i Don’t have to get out of bed! i Don’t have to go to work! it was awesome. i went to the bank, made some phonecalls, watched TV and surfed the net and brushed the cat and it was awesome. i pretended i would clean up a little, but i really didn’t. it was nice to really just not have to get up on a day i would normally have to get up.
Ramon: Yes, funny and sad. That is my life, kind of.
Jon: Yeah man, Cher really does solve 68% of all problems.
Weirdo: Dude, my staycation continues to be glorious. Yesterday I watched THREE episodes of The Office. THREE. My brain was melting a little bit but it was totally worth it.