Movember #2

I just guest-blogged over at Clarabella for another Movember post. This week features child predators and Blu-Blockers ™. Yay! Everyone loves child predators and Blu-Blockers right? Right?

Thanks to everyone who came out to the Rubin on Friday night. I heard people were sitting on the floor. They gave me a sweet prayer scarf (for safe journeys) and a membership. So now I can see the crap out of Himalayan art. The best line of the night: To get to the bathrooms, make a left at the Ganesh. I’ve always wanted to say that.

I have to say the movie situation is pretty awesome. On Friday nights the museum cafe turns into a veritable discotheque and they were pumping out the new Beyonce jam and there was pink lights. Total dance party. Dude, if you liked it you should’ve put a ring on it, that’s all I have to say. Then you can drink martinis and watch the Most Depressing Movie Ever.

Seriously, the movie was good. But depressing. What’s worse is that the story the movie is “inspired by” is even MORE depressing and messed up. Good god. It’s one of those things where if the movie had actually been about the real incident no one would’ve believed it, that’s how messed it was. A few of us just stood around afterward and felt like dying. It was good times. Then we ran into Zechariah on the street. He was drunk. His eyes were like spinning in his head and he kept on wanting hugs. Hahaha good times.

What is everyone doing for Thanksgiving?

6 Responses to “Movember #2”

  1. hez:

    what the hell IS thanksgiving anyway? please tell me in a way that will enable me to remember because i seem to have to ask every time it comes up. will you eat a vegetarian turducken? what would that be called? a tofucken?

  2. jon:

    annie: BIGass congrats on gett’n Key to the Rubin. been meaning to check out Clarabella guest-posts for a few days now. but so far i always click the online shop link when i get to that homepage instead….leather goods or facial hair – how should one decide?

  3. SaltyMissJill:

    I’m going to Montreal for TGiving and having dinner alone while my husband gets trotted around by McGill University. I really wouldn’t have it any other way. That way, I don’t have to share. ;)

  4. Melissa:

    THANKSGIVING IN BIZZERKELEY! It will miss you :(

  5. jon:

    My ThanksgivingYazzoo. T-feast with relatives. I’m bringing pizza, cuz I can cook.
    http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_imagearticle1854.frontpage_thumbnail.jpg

    Then annual weekender to San Francisco to chum with archi-pals, want’n to show off lastest man-made marvels of their town, eco-friendly light a tree in Union Square, get in the holiday moodz. SF is LA’s North Pole…. Much like Cobert says “Oregon is California’s Canada”.

  6. annie:

    Hez: I had tofurkey last year, it was OK. I had made vegetarian shepherd’s pie with mock meat…called veat.

    Jon: You don’ have to decide. You can have both a moustache and a wallet or manbag from Clarabella.

    SaltyMissJ: Man I LOVE Montreal. It is going to be BALLS cold though. BALLS.

    Melissa: I totally miss Berkeley, but I hear it’s all different now. :( It’s more Hot Topic than ever.

    Jon: I thought Canada was Greenland’s Mexico.

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