iI iAm iAwesome.
Check it out, I am writing this from my iTelephone. It is like I am from the future! Let me tell you the future is very fancy. People have iTelephones here. I got one using my economic stimulus check. I totally stimulated the crap out of it. I actually saved it. Please, no need to thank me.
I can also do fancy things like post photos but it is really hard to take a picture of my iTelephone with my iTelephone. They need to work on that. So instead I took a picture of another phone. This phone is from the future too, but it is “retro”.
