iI iAm iAwesome.
Check it out, I am writing this from my iTelephone. It is like I am from the future! Let me tell you the future is very fancy. People have iTelephones here. I got one using my economic stimulus check. I totally stimulated the crap out of it. I actually saved it. Please, no need to thank me.
I can also do fancy things like post photos but it is really hard to take a picture of my iTelephone with my iTelephone. They need to work on that. So instead I took a picture of another phone. This phone is from the future too, but it is “retro”.
I’m thinking that if we were to somehow produce a very shiny film and attach it to the back of a piece of glass (for structural purposes) it may be able to receive light bounced off your phone, then bounce it right back at’cha. You could then snatch it up into your little i-majiggy and save the i-mage for redistribution. Let’s attach this “shiny, glassy light-bouncer” to the wall for ergonomic reasons.
I prefer the old system, when a nice sweet operator voice answered your calls and asked which number you want to reach. At least it was another chance to find a girl to hook up with.
P.S. 1. I realised that the iPhone recreates an old typewriter when writing a text and I think being such a fancy device this idea is quite bad
P.s. 2. I also realised that the iPhone is perfect for anything but talking by phone, the shape is horrible to put it in your ear, and I don’t want my earprint on the screen.
WAIT!!! you used the economic stimulus check for the iphone? what about the beautiful shoes? alack and alas.
Damn, it must take forever to text someone on that retro phone. Future people must be super patient.
That’s pretty iCool, but I’m holding out till Kraft Foods makes a phone.
New kPhone Features:
* Innovative user interface they call “Macaroni & Cheese”
* Can withstand extreme temperatures equal to pot of melting Velveeta
* Takes Polaroids
* Makes coded sound effects to get around soon to be outlawed texting.
* Comes with an kPhone hat, so people know you own an kPhone during the brief periods you’re not using it
welcome to civilization…
you own all our base.
VK: INtersting, interesting. I wonder where I can get this image thing you speak of.
Pedro: Yeah it’s like talking into a brick, but to be fair, few cell phones are designed to be talked into. I hate talking on the phone so it’s fine by me. All the more reason to avoid.
Aura: I have to get a puter before I get the shoes, I have to be “Fiscally responsible.” SO lame.
Bryan: In the future, people are so patient and do not mind the “pulse” function of their phones.
Jon: Yesterday at a bar we were all busting out our iPhones (my friend just got one for her bday last night) and swapping game suggestions. I like WOrd Up.
Ramon: I know, my last phone didn’t even accept international texts. How sad.
Ian: Owned, MF!