My cell phone is totally not receiving any text messages, which is kind of nice but also kind of bad, and maybe, just maybe, totally annoying. This all points me toward the iTelephone which would make me be such a winner. A champion. I would make everyone call me La Champ. My phone right now is held together by tape and hope. HOPE. Yes, Barack Obama keeps my phone together himself. He’s a very busy man, you see. Anyway I’m thinking. I kind of want it.

I have to say, the one thing the iPhone puts an end to are those awesome conversations where you wonder about something and then you make stuff up just to answer your own questions because you do not have the magical toobs in front of you to give you the answer. I like that part because it’s all about making up stupid crap and then convincing yourself you know what you are talking about even though it’s so obvious you are full of your own crap but you are like “no dude, ionic bonds, it’s the ionic bonds” and then someone says “I’ll buy that.” And then you kick everyone’s ass with your ninja skills just because that is what you do. See if I had an iPhone there’d be less ninja stuff.

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