Also, a definition.
If you type “define:vice president” into Google you get this:
Some scumbag whom nobody cares about.
Hahaha. I think what made me laugh is actually the word “whom.” There is something funny to me about someone who uses scumbag but then cares enough to use the word “whom” correctly. A+!
Thinking that the information superhighway’s definition of “vice president” was humorously queer…I tried typing according to your instruction. Me being not so good with that particular network…the highway did not show me the definition I sought. It did however, list Annietown as the 9th best place to view the definition. Not too shabby.
That is pretty funny ironic. But understandable after you Google “define: scumbag”
A sleazy, disreputable or despicable person; A used condom or vice president.
You could even argue to say “about whom nobody cares.”
I second what Eden said.
VK: Really? I just did it and got the same results?
Jon? Haha
Eden: Yes that would have been good but it would’ve lost something. Don’t know what it is exactly, but something would be lost.
Pony: You’re annoying. GO AWAY. GOD LEAVE ME ALONE.
Maybe Annietown should have a vice president. Although I guess municipalities don’t usually have vice presidents, do they? And I don’t think anybody rated as “scumbag” in your shout downs, so there wouldn’t be any qualified candidates either.
I thought I was VP of Annietown.
vp is an american thing isn’t it? i always wonder what it means because it’s not like the company as a president. in addition to that, every company has like hundreds of VPs.
(typo *has instead of *as after the word *company in the first instance :))
Harry Truman once remarked that the position of vice president wasn’t worth a bucket of warm spit. For what it’s worth
Steve: You are a scumbag. You can now be the VP of Annietown. I guess technically you are deputy mayor. Also I will have alcohol ordering requests for you! Hopefully you are still a member.
Doretta: You are the Canadian Prime Minster of the Cat’s Pajamas. Jesus it is like you are not paying attention.
Fly: What’s confusing to me are the countries that have Prez and Prime Ministers. They just want it all.
Bryan: Mmmm bucket o’ warm spit…
pure poetry
Sweet. Is it more correct to say I have been appointed or anointed to this lofty title (deputy mayor that is, not scumbag)? I need to update my resume you see.
And yes, I can still hook up the discount but then I get to be head of your bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms too.
Beloved Founder and Exaulted Ruler of the Keyboards and Internets Annie could apply WhoopAss on any scumbag worthy of #2 of Annietown. Bringing Order to the Universe, just as nature intends for it to be.
All this talk of public office reminds me of my very fave George Bush joke. Anyone who hasn’t heard it needs to immediately. The short version:
George is having tea with Queen Liz. He says “Gosh, it must be great to be a Queen. Maybe I should declare myself a King.”
Liz points out that for him to be a King the USA would have to be a Kingdom.
“Hmm,” says George. “Could I be a Prince instead?”
“Sorry, but the USA is not a principality either,” explains Liz.
“How about an Emperor?” wonders George.
“Actually,” says the Queen, “I think the USA is doing quite nicely as a country.”
I think if you type in “define:Annie choi” It says coolest shit evah. And it also says: “sick of your crap…”