My two favorite characters in one room = MIND BLOWN
I have to say that when I was little the Cookie Monster freaked me out, not because he was a monster, but because he made such a mess and all I could think was, oh no, who will clean it all up? This is what happens when you have my mom, by the way. You think you are like the dirtiest thing on the planet and then you grow up and you realize holy shit everyone is a Cookie Monster, I do not feel so bad, and also, what the fuck is wrong with you? Put the laundry IN the laundry bag, not next to it! OMG. Also, like, use a plate!!!!
Ahhh, but see, here’s the thing - sometimes things just aren’t so black and white. Some laundry isn’t just “clean” or “dirty”… It’s more, uh, “Clirty”. That’s why it can’t really go in the bag; but it can’t really go back in the closet either. So it goes on the floor.
Right next to that stack of dirty plates.
Mind Blow’n Post Quotes:
Cookie Monster: C is for cookie, its good enough for me: oh cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C.
Stephen Colbert: Tonights show is brought to you by the number 1 and the letter Meee. This Is the Colbert Report!
Harkens back memories of rubber duckie as well…
Haha, I’m still afraid of germs, but it never occurred to me that Cookie Monster was making a giant mess. I did get grossed out if someone tries to use my keyboard and doesn’t wash their hands.
this post is full of win..annie, you forgot the follow up though!
http://www.redlasso.com/ClipPlayer.aspx?id=9675cc77-0f6f-4dc1-8dcb-e06cd9bb2b2d
awesome,
I always loved cookie monster. My all time favourite from Semame Street, but I never knew that he started eating fruit, so dissapointed. I hope Colbert make him back on the right track.
P.S. it is funnier to be like Cooki Monster, so nothing about putting the clothes on the laundry bag, chaos better.
Aaron B: If I lived with you, I would destroy you.
Jon: Yeah I would love to have seen the Cookie Monster episode in person.
Ramon: I never liked Bert and Ernie, I thought one was too crabby and always got a hard time for it (like dude, sometimes people are just crabby it’s ok) and then the other was way too goody two shoes and irritating. Sesame Street stressed me out a little.
Doretta: You know for someone who is scared of germs you get sick a lot. You should also go on my diet of cholesterol. You can wrap yours in bacon.
Ian: Haha yeah I forgot about that. Totally awesome. Note the nod to Fig Newtons, best cookie ever (that comes in a sleeve and can be purchased on a shelf).
Pedro: NO. Dirty laundry belongs IN THE BAG which is specifically designed and created for dirty laundry!
you think your mom is bad, i have 4 laundry bag for different colours - black, white, bright colours and light colours.