Homie Horror
Someone has imprightened me yet again. This time it’s a statistics professor and his ragtag class of ne’er-do-well students who will do anything to not learn about statistics. I don’t blame them. I find statistics is a lot easier if you make up the statistics. Takes a lot of the math out. Anyway they have used a Homie to create a Homie horror movie! WTF don’t you have papers to grade? Keggers to crash? Bongloads to hit? It’s the best Homie horror movie you and I have ever seen. Kudos, friends, kudos.
You can watch it here. You need a Flash player. If you don’t have that already there’s nothing I can do to help you.
The only thing you need to know is that “faen” means “Satan” in Norwegian. It’s used like “daaammmnnn.” I have Norwegian friends who like to teach me Norwegian because, as they say, “it’s the most useful language in the world.” I just like it becau
CRAP!
I INTERRUPT THIS POST TO BRING YOU ANOTHER POST
OK, anyone who has ever worked with me or lived with me or dined with me, know that I spill water every goddamn day. Like if there is a cup or glass or bottle of water, it will be spilled. It will get everywhere and on my lap and it will look like I had just peed my pants which, as you know, is a great way to get with the hotties. I don’t do it with anything else, just water. So anyway as I was writing this post, I moved my hand to get my coffee mug and then knocked over a full glass of water, and then it went everywhere, all over my computer, all over the desk, all over my lap, and all over the CAT which was on my lap. So then the cat hissed and got those crazyeyes and attacked me because it’s a crazy beast and then I flipped out because I thought my computer was going to die. I am cat sitting this week at Aura’s and you should know that Aura just RUINED her computer a few weeks ago because her beast knocked over a gigantic bottle of water onto her computer and she called me on the verge of tears because she is writing her thesis. Damn you water! Why must you be so wet!
Anyway this all literally just happened as I was writing this and as you can see my computer is fine and the cat is very wet and hiding somewhere. I was really stressed out for ten minutes there. Bleah. I need a sippy cup. But it looks stupid if you drink whiskey out of a sippy cup.
You need this:
http://tinyurl.com/69ktoc
There’s no way you could spill stuff unless you went to sleep with your head on your desk.
its not a sippy cup, its a pimp cup
I never realized that you have such a nerd following. You are like the queen of the nerds. No offense to nerds. No offense to queens.
Annie, you’d do well by all of us drinking water near the master copy of that video.
yeah, that was totally imprightening…
Dr. JimBob: You are so right. If I have that, it’ll just spill on my head and keep my computer safe, athough with me you never know.
Bryan: Hah yes it’s true.
RT: Yeah I think if one were to hold a Nerdlympics, there are some major gold medalists here. Including myself.
VK: Hahahaha
Fly: Dude this Homies thing has taken a life of its own. I am just sitting back.
i reckon FLY wants to date Elwyn. They can make baby homies.
@ Fly
We could make a video!
cont.
And then post the video on Facebook, and buy one of those side banners that says “Date Hot Homies in Your Area” wih a picture of Fly in a photoshopped bikini. Yes, I smell greenbacks!
imprightening.