Erin has delivered some horrible and disappointing news. You guys better sit down for this. Also remove all rope and sharp objects within your reach. I do not want you to hurt yourselves or do anything stupid. I care about all of you.

Someone stole my HOMIES idea! Check it out. Thief! Thief! Granted, this Andrea person did a far better job than anything I could ever do, but then again, all these locations were FAKED and not LIVE and not taken ALL OVER THE GLOBE, from the upper east side all the way to South Australia via some Middle Eastern place with a lot of money and architects. Why am I not famous and rich and getting driven around my Hummer stretch limo with the jacuzzi with the top down and bitchez up? Just saying. Just kidding. Clearly being an artist is worse than being a writer. It’s one of those things where I should’ve told my parents I was going to be an artist so they’d get super disappointed and then I’d say, ha ha ha just kidding, I want to be a writer and then they’d feel a little better because hey, at least I am not an artist. It would’ve distracted them from the fact that I wasn’t you know, a doctor or something. So that is the lesson I guess. Disappoint people even more before you actually disappoint them. Try it at work. This strategy is watertight.

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