Fly: India and NY are a lot alike.

That Giuliani must have some serious mojo if he’s able to keep shipping the winos to Jersey this long after leaving office. Actually I think someone is probably buying them tickets to SF.

MM: I really really want to visit Argentina. I think I will go. The subway takes me there right? Cool see you in a bit!

Fly: Aawwwww thanks.

Aaron: Dude, I have walked in on people taking dumps on the street, albeit not on the hood of a car, but more like in the alley next to my apartment. Once I was leaving my apartment and someone was peeing like right next to the door and I was like oh sorry, didn’t meant to intrude then I was like hey! You’re pissing on my front door!!! Anyway pooping on a car hood kind of takes skills. It’s hard to balance up there when you are drunk.

Alex: I dunno how homeless make it in NY. At least in SF it’s warm and sunny most of the time. But in NY it’s cold and shitty and everyone throws you out of anywhere you can crash. Ugh. My coworker was on the train with a homeless guy who was apparently dead because the smell was a deady smell and not like a stinky smell. The kind where you know something is totally wrong. I think NY ships the homeless to Jersey now. A Guilani thing actually.

I mean, I see bums taking dumps every now and then here in SF, but they at least usually keep it between two parked cars, or maybe just hang it right out there on the sidewalk. Not that it makes it any less nasty, or makes me feel any less like kicking them in the ass mid-pinch (were it not for the danger of getting shit on my shoe), but still. Climbing UP ONTO the car is some pretty advanced bum-deuce-dropping technique, and seems like there might have been a grudge involved. You think the car’s owner maybe refused to give him a dollar after he waved him into a parking space?