ALSO!

I was watching Predator the other day. It was on Spike TV. I think Predator is always on Spike TV. Anyway, that movie is so sweet. Both Jesse “the Body” Ventura and the Governator are in that movie. So there are TWO actors in Predator who eventually became governors. But wait, the guy who plays the Native American who is of course, all in tune with nature, is a man named Sonny Lapham who is not at all Native American but plays one on TV. He actually ran for governor of Kentucky but dropped out. Fairly recently. Isn’t that crazy? It blew my mind a little. I bet you Carl Weathers will run too. I’d totally vote for him.

15 Responses to “ALSO!”

  1. Nathan Bowers:

    “The Body” had all the best lines in Predator: {referring to chewing tobacco} “This stuff will make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus!”

  2. Aaron:

    Hey! I watched that exact same Predator movie on Spike, because I did nothing but cheat at Scrabble this weekend. Here is something; I recently bought this Schwartznegger weightlifting book: http://www.amazon.com/New-Encyclopedia-Modern-Bodybuilding-Updated/dp/0684857219/ref=pd_sim_b_title_5

    It is sweet, but I was hoping it would teach me how to fight Predators. It didn’t. I was disappointed.

    Anyway, in the middle there’s a whole section of just pictures of Arnold looking ripped from a bunch of his movies: Predator (of course), Commando, Conan, Terminator, Running Man, and Twins. Twins?

    Oh yeah. Fucking Twins!! I would’ve gone Kindergarten Cop before I busted TWINS. Sweet Jesus.

  3. Aaron:

    Oh shit. I think I broke your blog. Sorry about that.

  4. Mr. Pony:

    Here is a thorough summary of Predator

  5. Mr. Pony:

    Okay, here:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovi-djkUgd0&eurl=http://piecesofthings.blogspot.com/search?q=predator

  6. JimBob:

    Maybe you should be a political analyst Annie. Your political intuition is amazing. Check it out:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QArocEUp7xE

  7. annie:

    Nathan: Hahaha, I hadn’t seen the movie in FOREVER and we were all trying to remember who got killed first. I’m like it has to be the black guy! But it wasn’t, so that is how Predator keeps you on your toes.

    Aaron B: Twins!!!! Haha dude Twins is waay better than K Cop. Come on. It is FTW. Schwarzenegger eating ice cream and pickles! Hilarious!

    Pony & Aaron B: Tiny url man. TINY FUCKING URL.

    JimBob: Hahaha I had no idea! Well there you go, I should totally be a pundit. Also, I just got Zombie Honeymoon in the mail!!!!! Thank you!!!! I am going to watch it. I should probably not be sober.

  8. Steve:

    Ha, sweet. Carl Weathers just got the Annie Bump! Anybody running for any office just needs to get an appearance on the Colbert Report and a mention in this blog and they would be the prohibitive favorite for sure.

  9. FLY:

    lol@d url. use short-hd/txt language fm now on.

  10. annie:

    Steve: Totally, I just bumped his ass which means he should appoint me uh vice Governor.

  11. annie:

    Fly: zrzly

  12. Mr. Pony:

    Choi: Every time you use tinyurl, God masturbates a kitten. Did you think it was free?

  13. FLY:

    ok, m not so advanced w d short hd txt language. some1pls interpret4me wat’s zrzly.

    mr.pony,i’d lyk2c tat.oh god,i’m a sick person. lol.

  14. annie:

    Pony: I thought an angel got aids. I can’t even keep up anymore.

    Fly:; zrzly is seriously.

  15. FLY:

    wow,thx annie.i’ve so much2learn.

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