Helen lives in South Australia. To give you an idea of where that is, think about Australia. Then think south. Now combine the two. Got it? Sweet. Homie is a proud chicana americana. But now she is a proud chicana americana de Australia del Sur. Or something. Whatever. I don’t know Australian Spanish. But I do know that South Australia is really far from the barrio.

Chicana discovers that South Australia has many ferns. They are pretty these ferns. But Chicana decides she wants to kick back with a fatty. She takes a few leaves and blazes up when Helen is not looking.

Chicana burns incense to cover up the dank sticky herb stank because she doesn’t want Helen to find out. Helen finds out anyway after she discovers Chicana is smoking all of her herb. WTF Chicana? Get your own.

There are also strange-looking natives of South Australia. She says slowly HELLO…NATIVE…MY…NAME….IS…CHICANA. And the native says, listen, I’m not deaf, there’s no need to yell, and just because I am pink doesn’t mean I am stupid. Chicana apologizes. She did not mean to offend.

Chicana meets more natives. They come in many different sizes. Chicana smiles and says, hello natives, my name is Chicana. The dolls do not respond. They stare at her a little confused. Helen explains that the dolls are deaf and, quite frankly, a little stupid, so she needs to talk louder.

In a horrible communication error, the deaf South Australian natives decide that Chicana is an unfriendly perpetrator coming to take away their land and herb. The natives summon the rats. They are the cutest rats Chicana has ever seen.

Thanks, Helen! You are representing the Homie who has traveled the greatest distance.

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