Comments on: I have an Extra Eyebrow http://www.annietown.com/2008/04/28/i-have-an-extra-eyebrow/ Annie Choi wants to fill your brain with words. Thu, 16 Oct 2008 04:35:17 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: FLY http://www.annietown.com/2008/04/28/i-have-an-extra-eyebrow/#comment-6260 FLY Wed, 07 May 2008 18:40:01 +0000 http://www.annietown.com/2008/04/28/i-have-an-extra-eyebrow/#comment-6260 Talk about pest. What's with mice and DC? They look really cute crossing the street during broad day light and crawling up ppl's shoes/feet without being stomped on and all but gees, America is really a land of freedom - even for mice! Talk about pest. What’s with mice and DC? They look really cute crossing the street during broad day light and crawling up ppl’s shoes/feet without being stomped on and all but gees, America is really a land of freedom - even for mice!

]]> By: annie http://www.annietown.com/2008/04/28/i-have-an-extra-eyebrow/#comment-5769 annie Thu, 01 May 2008 18:52:42 +0000 http://www.annietown.com/2008/04/28/i-have-an-extra-eyebrow/#comment-5769 Pony: Ooo freezing them to death is a good idea. My problem is that I am kind of short and insects seem to know that. Hard to spray. Mike: Yeah totally! It has FIFTEEN PAIRS OF LEGS!!! Ugh. I don't care if they kill other bugs. If you dont' pay rent, you cannot live in my house. Also, I've seen they eyebrow in my tub w/ a live roach just hanging out for fun so clearly the eyebrow is not so interested in killing roaches. Maddie: I hate hate hate baby insects. It might be the only kind of baby animal that is not awesome. Aaron: I know, I know, I know. I've been saying that for five years. Tracyene: Yeah I remember reading this but I forgot. SICK. and also GROSS. Egg sacks in general are gross. Like oh here, I shall have a bag full of all my babies and they will all hatch at the sametime and it will be awesome. Why wouldn't animals just eat the whole egg sack? Doesn't seem so smart of an idea, this egg sack business. Lanna: Yeah I would've totally vacuumed that mother up except my vacuum is powered by fairies and pixies and has no power whatsoever. Pony: Ooo freezing them to death is a good idea. My problem is that I am kind of short and insects seem to know that. Hard to spray.

Mike: Yeah totally! It has FIFTEEN PAIRS OF LEGS!!! Ugh. I don’t care if they kill other bugs. If you dont’ pay rent, you cannot live in my house. Also, I’ve seen they eyebrow in my tub w/ a live roach just hanging out for fun so clearly the eyebrow is not so interested in killing roaches.

Maddie: I hate hate hate baby insects. It might be the only kind of baby animal that is not awesome.

Aaron: I know, I know, I know. I’ve been saying that for five years.

Tracyene: Yeah I remember reading this but I forgot. SICK. and also GROSS. Egg sacks in general are gross. Like oh here, I shall have a bag full of all my babies and they will all hatch at the sametime and it will be awesome. Why wouldn’t animals just eat the whole egg sack? Doesn’t seem so smart of an idea, this egg sack business.

Lanna: Yeah I would’ve totally vacuumed that mother up except my vacuum is powered by fairies and pixies and has no power whatsoever.

]]> By: Lanna http://www.annietown.com/2008/04/28/i-have-an-extra-eyebrow/#comment-5737 Lanna Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:55:53 +0000 http://www.annietown.com/2008/04/28/i-have-an-extra-eyebrow/#comment-5737 Oh My Gosh once during the summer my brother and i were up at 2 in the morning playing video games, and we always had to sneak upstairs when we got tired. so when we reached the hall, we found FIVE of those freaky ass things on the wall!!! i screamed, thus waking up my rents, and my mom screamed, and my dad just got the vacuume and sucked those nasty things up. and called us wusses. Oh My Gosh once during the summer my brother and i were up at 2 in the morning playing video games, and we always had to sneak upstairs when we got tired. so when we reached the hall, we found FIVE of those freaky ass things on the wall!!! i screamed, thus waking up my rents, and my mom screamed, and my dad just got the vacuume and sucked those nasty things up. and called us wusses.

]]> By: Tracyene http://www.annietown.com/2008/04/28/i-have-an-extra-eyebrow/#comment-5730 Tracyene Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:36:40 +0000 http://www.annietown.com/2008/04/28/i-have-an-extra-eyebrow/#comment-5730 Did I already tell you this? When my son, Dylan (the one playing guitar with Mitch, the Homie) was much younger, he gave me a gift of a (what we didn't know at the time was) praying mantis eggsack. Which I kept in my bedroom, as people do. So, imagine if you will, hundreds of tiny praying mantises flying around your bedroom at 2 am. Or, even better, imagine if your 3rd eyebrow insect could fly...creepy. Did I already tell you this? When my son, Dylan (the one playing guitar with Mitch, the Homie) was much younger, he gave me a gift of a (what we didn’t know at the time was) praying mantis eggsack. Which I kept in my bedroom, as people do. So, imagine if you will, hundreds of tiny praying mantises flying around your bedroom at 2 am. Or, even better, imagine if your 3rd eyebrow insect could fly…creepy.

]]> By: Aaron http://www.annietown.com/2008/04/28/i-have-an-extra-eyebrow/#comment-5729 Aaron Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:16:47 +0000 http://www.annietown.com/2008/04/28/i-have-an-extra-eyebrow/#comment-5729 Jesus Christ, dude. It's like "Evan Almighty" but with bugs. So... I guess that makes you Annie Almighty? Good luck with that! With all these bugs invading your space maybe Life is trying to tell you something... Like that you're supposed to be an entomologist. Or that YOU SHOULD FUCKING MOVE OUT OF THAT CRAP APARTMENT ALREADY. Jesus Christ, dude. It’s like “Evan Almighty” but with bugs. So… I guess that makes you Annie Almighty? Good luck with that!

With all these bugs invading your space maybe Life is trying to tell you something… Like that you’re supposed to be an entomologist. Or that YOU SHOULD FUCKING MOVE OUT OF THAT CRAP APARTMENT ALREADY.

]]> By: maddie http://www.annietown.com/2008/04/28/i-have-an-extra-eyebrow/#comment-5727 maddie Wed, 30 Apr 2008 03:02:47 +0000 http://www.annietown.com/2008/04/28/i-have-an-extra-eyebrow/#comment-5727 *Shivers* Insects scare the hell out of me. If it was me, I'd let the bug spend the night in my room and then I'd sleep in the family room. The other night, there was this little black creepy spider chilling in my bathroom sink. So I picked up a Dixie cup and washed it down the drain. Half an hour later, it was back. So I redrowned it. Then had a nightmare where it got revenge by having millions of baby creepy black spiders attack me. Eek...I'm sorry about the eyebrow...and the hilarity that came with it. *Shivers* Insects scare the hell out of me. If it was me, I’d let the bug spend the night in my room and then I’d sleep in the family room.

The other night, there was this little black creepy spider chilling in my bathroom sink. So I picked up a Dixie cup and washed it down the drain. Half an hour later, it was back. So I redrowned it. Then had a nightmare where it got revenge by having millions of baby creepy black spiders attack me.

Eek…I’m sorry about the eyebrow…and the hilarity that came with it.

]]> By: Mike http://www.annietown.com/2008/04/28/i-have-an-extra-eyebrow/#comment-5725 Mike Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:49:38 +0000 http://www.annietown.com/2008/04/28/i-have-an-extra-eyebrow/#comment-5725 Hey, is it one of these?: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_centipede Hey, is it one of these?: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_centipede

]]> By: Mr. Pony http://www.annietown.com/2008/04/28/i-have-an-extra-eyebrow/#comment-5719 Mr. Pony Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:35:15 +0000 http://www.annietown.com/2008/04/28/i-have-an-extra-eyebrow/#comment-5719 Dear Annie, Here is a trick. Keep a can of air handy; one of those cans of air with a straw that you use to blow saltine crumbs out of your keyboard. The next time the bug shows up, hold the can <i>upside-down</i>, aim the straw at the bug, and pull the trigger. A blast of super cold something will jet out of the can, and freeze the bug, possibly without killing it. You can then pick up the bug with a piece of paper or something, and let it go outside, kill it with a shoe, or put it with the others. Your choice. Be sure the straw is more or less perpendicular to the surface the bug is standing on, or hilarity will ensue. Yours, Mr. Pony Dear Annie,

Here is a trick. Keep a can of air handy; one of those cans of air with a straw that you use to blow saltine crumbs out of your keyboard. The next time the bug shows up, hold the can upside-down, aim the straw at the bug, and pull the trigger. A blast of super cold something will jet out of the can, and freeze the bug, possibly without killing it. You can then pick up the bug with a piece of paper or something, and let it go outside, kill it with a shoe, or put it with the others. Your choice.

Be sure the straw is more or less perpendicular to the surface the bug is standing on, or hilarity will ensue.

Yours,
Mr. Pony

]]> By: annie http://www.annietown.com/2008/04/28/i-have-an-extra-eyebrow/#comment-5714 annie Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:28:38 +0000 http://www.annietown.com/2008/04/28/i-have-an-extra-eyebrow/#comment-5714 Erin: I remember that hahaha. I had mice (still do I'm sure) and the super's solution was to put sticky traps and poison out so they all died everywhere, it was gross. But I had one in a sticky trap, still alive. I had someone "remove the body from the premises." The other day I found a dead one on the stairwell. Flat like a pancake, I'm like how doe that happen INSIDE a building? No idea. Maybe someoen tracked it in on their shoe. Ramon: I can't tell you how many people spray me wiht Tilex on any given day. It's maddening. Erin: I remember that hahaha. I had mice (still do I’m sure) and the super’s solution was to put sticky traps and poison out so they all died everywhere, it was gross. But I had one in a sticky trap, still alive. I had someone “remove the body from the premises.” The other day I found a dead one on the stairwell. Flat like a pancake, I’m like how doe that happen INSIDE a building? No idea. Maybe someoen tracked it in on their shoe.

Ramon: I can’t tell you how many people spray me wiht Tilex on any given day. It’s maddening.

]]> By: Ramon http://www.annietown.com/2008/04/28/i-have-an-extra-eyebrow/#comment-5710 Ramon Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:50:03 +0000 http://www.annietown.com/2008/04/28/i-have-an-extra-eyebrow/#comment-5710 Some people, you know, have to deal with having a uni-brow. You clearly don't have this problem because apparently you have three eyebrows. So, in a way, you are showing off just like the bug is showing off its legs,only with too many eyebrows. If your third eyebrow were on your face, where would it reside? If it was in the center of your two indigenous eyebrows, it would unite them and become the infallible uni-brow. So a third eyebrow would logically have to sit above the left eyebrow, but clearly separated so that there is no confusion as to quantity. There would be social repercussions however. There would be the permanent look of suspicion on your face. The illusion that the left eyebrow is raised, when it is merely doubled. Also, Korean girls may inadvertently spray your face with tilex. Some people, you know, have to deal with having a uni-brow. You clearly don’t have this problem because apparently you have three eyebrows. So, in a way, you are showing off just like the bug is showing off its legs,only with too many eyebrows. If your third eyebrow were on your face, where would it reside? If it was in the center of your two indigenous eyebrows, it would unite them and become the infallible uni-brow. So a third eyebrow would logically have to sit above the left eyebrow, but clearly separated so that there is no confusion as to quantity. There would be social repercussions however. There would be the permanent look of suspicion on your face. The illusion that the left eyebrow is raised, when it is merely doubled. Also, Korean girls may inadvertently spray your face with tilex.

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