Pec Goes to Finland
Remember Pec? He lives in London with Pedro. Pedro decides to take Pec to Finland. “Sinun henkäistä haistaa kuin löylyttää -lta by entisaikainen herra.” That is Finnish for “Your breath smells like the socks of an old man.” It’s obviously correct because I translated it online. The internet never lies.
Pec is confused. What? Huh? NO ONE TOLD ME FINLAND WAS COLD. What is this snow bullshit? Someone remove all this snow and replace it with either A) sunshine or B) money. Please hurry.
Pedro and Pec go to a museum. There are giants in this museum. One tries to eat Pec.
(Note: I am slowly realizing that everyone wants to eat Homies, it is getting ridiculous. Next time I will send everyone pretzels.)
Pedro takes Pec to a meeting. Pedro is designing a building that transforms into a robot that makes really good espresso. Pec thinks Pedro is totally wasting his time. Finland doesn’t need a building like that. It needs HEAT. GOOD GOD, IT NEEDS HEAT.
Pec thinks Finland is kind of sweet and charming. If you disagree, Pec will shank you.
Pedro brings Pec to dinner and introduces him to all of his friends. They are like, we thought you’d be a lot taller in person, no offense. None taken, Pec says, I’m tall where it counts. Just ask your mom.
Mmmm Finnish beer. Tastes great with reindeer and whale. Burp.
Thanks, Pedro!
Dude, how do you say “your mom” in Finnish? That shit was freakin’ hilarious! Pec does know about the motion of the ocean and what not…
Ramon: I think it’s “sinun hoivata” but there are a lot of different ways to say mom. I just dropped your Homie in the mail today. Sorry I totally forgot about it and just found it on my desk beneath a mountain of crap.
That’s a spooky statue but it kinda looks like Pec!
Talking about homie-eating, when I took the picture of FLY next to a REAL camel, the camel thought I was feeding him and he was gonna eat my Homie!!!!!
FLY we are missing the pictures from that poor Homie in the desert. Your homie it’s been everywhere, UAE, desert, Malaysa, Dead Sea…. now the States… come on!!
It’s not my fault. I post them on facebook so that Annie can copy them and post them on the blog as she wishes but she ISN’T!!!!
I think she’s still standing in front of her fridge fantasising about Neil Diamonds.
Actually, FLY’s not at the States yet. She’s FLYing out with me tomorrow night =)