Never Gonna Hurt You
God I almost forgot that today is April Fool’s Day. So that means everyone has to watch this video because that is what you are supposed to do for April Fool’s Day.
You are also supposed to watch this one, but it’s kind of “played out” you know what I mean? But it’s still classic. It will make you wail on your guitar and kick your mother in the face. This video will melt your face and blow your mind.
In other news, I slammed my hand in the door and now it is kind of, sort of, HOZED. I don’t know how I exactly did it, but it got pinned between the door and the wall. Seriously no idea. But all of the sudden I screamed like a little girl and then hunched over and stuck my hand between my legs because for some reason when people hurt their hand, they stick it between their legs. You see ball players do it all the time. You also see them adjust their junk but that is a different story. Anyway, it’s not like in an erotic way, but more like OH GOD THIS HURTS SO BAD WHAT CAN I DO? I BETTER STICK IT BETWEEN MY THIGHS. Anyway it is bruised now. I am trying to avoid the letters a, q, and z but it is difficult.
And I discovered more pee in the stairway. This time on the seventh floor landing.
Happy holidays, everyone.
I must be getting old, but I don’t quite “get” the “Rickrolling” thing that’s all the rage these days. Now, linking people to something like this, I might be able to understand.
As for the 7th-floor pee … is this new pee, or merely pee that was hitherto undiscovered? And is it the same peeer? (or is it spelled “pee-er”? “peer”? Ohthehellwithit - pisser.) We need to get to the bottom of this mystery; that is some seriously f’ed-up Nancy Drew shit going on right there.
hope your ambidexetereous annie…:(
Putting the injured hand between one’s legs keeps most other ball players from wanting to mess with it. It’s a natural defense mechanism.
Yeah, I think that’s just human nature. Sticking the injured appendage between one’s legs must seem comforting at the time of the impact. Hmm.
I pretty much just laughed my ass off at the Rick Roll. Then I died laughing when I watched the Hoff ski down a hill in like that big bear coat. Sigh.
Hope your finger feels better.
I don’t know what the big deal is. Sticking a hurting hand between someone else’s thighs would be weird, though.
Hope it gets better.
Hooga-chakka.
Man, Alex, your link led me to watching all the cheating clips which led to female wrestling clips. LOL.
One the one hand (ha ha, get it?) I feel bad for you because destroying your hand in a door is never fun.
On the OTHER hand (ha ha ha, never gets old, does it?), the thought of you in pain makes me incredibly happy because you are my Invention Deathmatch enemy and I pray for your downfall. Maybe the second round should be inventing a new kind of replacement hand?
Alex: Maybe if I put a litter box in the stairwell things will be a bit better?
Ian: I’m better now, had to take a break from typing. Now I just have a bruise ,like I punched someone really really hard. In the mouf.
JimBob: Ah, this is why you are a professor and I am not. That’s the kind of stuff they teach you when you go to a sciencey school. Sciencey is a word, shut up.
Maddie: I think that is what paramedics do. When they get onto the scene of an accident they tuck the injured between their legs.
Renato: I think it might feel good to stick your hand between someone else’s legs, just as long as that someone else is the Hoff. Oogachocka.
Aaron: Invention Deathmatch coming soon, I’ll be off the DL soon. that’s disabled list, not the downlow or douchebag loser which is what you are.