Stephanie & Lil’ Ghost: Two Great Tastes that Taste Great Together
Stephanie received her Homie, named Lil’ Ghost. Lil’ Ghost has always been an East L.A. kind of guy or maybe even a Hawthorne or Echo Park kind of fella. To be honest, he finds the west side a little too laid back with all that sunshine and beachy stuff and all those vegan/raw/macrobiotic restaurants. Why would you eat vegan when you can eat bacon, he asks. He also thinks the west side can use more in the ‘hard’ department since everyone likes to rollerblade with fanny packs. Lil’ Ghost knows that if he wore a fanny pack in Hawthorne he’d get his Lil’ Ghost ass kicked back to Van Nuys.
But Lil’ Ghost goes to Santa Monica. Guess what?
He loves it. The beach isn’t so bad. In fact, it’s kind of OK.
He gets a tan so he can change his name from Lil’ Ghost to Lil’ Tanorexic.
He goes to the pier, to pick up on the hotties. Woo hoo! Hotties! Hey, you know a good vet? Cuz my PYTHONS ARE SICK. Lil’ Ghost wishes he could flex his biceps because that joke only works if you flex your biceps. Otherwise, everyone thinks you are a douche.
He rides the carousel. He does not like it. It makes him nauseous. What a stupid ride, he thinks. It just goes around and around? On the east side, you’d spin around and around and then someone would try to shoot at you because only a non-hard douchebag rides on a stupid horse wearing jewelry. And what is up with that music? Like an organ fell out of a SIX STORY WINDOW WITH ANNIE’S COMPUTER.
Lil’ Ghost is confused because on the west side there are dinosaurs that spit on you. One, he thought dinosaurs were extinct! Two, spitting is unladylike, even for a dinosaur. Three, he thought dinosaurs were extinct!
Lil’ Ghost decides he likes Santa Monica. He likes to be buried in the sand and chillax. He is far away from the hood. He thinks this is a good thing. He thinks he’ll buy one of those metal detector things all the homeless old men use to look for dimes. That’d be fun. He falls asleep.
He wakes up with a sunburn.
Looks like it’s not just me with focusing issue. The Homie is so small, I struggle to take decent pics of it with the huge architecture of UAE. It’s just not happening!
Fly - It is not just you. I kept yelling at my friend who was taking the pictures for being a horrible camera person and I think she was ready to chuck Lil’Ghost into the Ocean. She kept telling me he was too small. I guess she was right. Whoops!
Yup. Sorry Annie. There will be no pics of FLY with crazy architecture in UAE!
Fly: It’s OK, I think pictures of cars and stuffed animals are way better than buildings anyway.
Stephanie: I think the pictures were cool. Lil’ Ghost looks happy, that’s all I can hope for. Sniff, sniff.