I AM GOING TO THROW MY COMPUTER OUT THE WINDOW.
THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO OR SAY TO STOP ME. I AM GOING TO THROW THIS PIECE OF CRAP OUT THE WINDOW AND WATCH IT FALL SIX FLOORS FROM MY OFFICE BUILDING. THEN I WILL DOUSE THE CRUMBLED PARTS IN GASOLINE AND LIGHT IT ON FIRE. THEN I WILL GET THE ASS WHO HAS BEEN PISSING IN OUR STAIRWELL TO PISS ON THE FIRE SO I CAN THEN DOUSE IT WITH MORE GASOLINE AND LIGHT IT ON FIRE AGAIN. YOU CANNOT STOP ME. YOU CANNOT HOLD ME BACK. THEN WHILE I’M THERE, I’LL DOUSE THE ASS WHO HAS BEEN PISSING IN OUR STAIRWELL IN GASOLINE AND LIGHT HIM ON FIRE. THEN I WILL ROLL AROUND IN THE ASHES OF MY COMPUTER AND THAT ASS WHO HAS BEEN PISSING IN OUR STAIRWELL. I WILL REVEL IN HAPPINESS. I WILL MAKE LITTLE ASH ANGELS OR USE THE ASHES TO ROLL IT INTO A FATTY AND SMOKE IT.
Or, I can ask the tech guy to help me out. He is on his way.
BUT IF HE DOESN’T COME NOW I’M GOING TO THROW THIS OUT THE WINDOW. OR MAYBE I WILL THROW IT AT THE FIRST PERSON I SEE, WHO HAPPENS TO BE A VERY NICE PERSON BUT IN EVERY WAR THERE ARE INNOCENT VICTIMS.
I’ve figured out your problem: Your caps lock is on.
stopping you?? for doing one of the things I’ve always wanted to do, never. Just wait for me, or if you cannot wait which is the case because anger things are of the momento please record it and put it on the Web.
Normally I would love to throw my cell phone against the wall or anyone passing by 3 or 4 times a day, it could be a ritual to freedom experience….
I think we can add this two activities to the gym we were planning to open.
what a crap IT guys have to deal with…..
I hope it’s a notebook for easier transportation between desk and window.
Let me know if it makes that whistling sound as it falls, like in the cartoons.
Aaron: How do you type if your fingers are so fat? Also, we need to discuss Invention Deathmatch.
Pedro: Dude, our gym would be so fucking awesome. Seriously. Get on that. You have to design it. I’ll supply the rest.
Renato: No it’s desktop, which makes pushing it out the window a much, much more joyful experience.
Maddie: I think it actually screams in horror.
That first person may not be an innocent victim, may be the ass who has been pissing in your stairwell. Karma!
You should try learning REVIT after having finally mastered AutoCAD. The DVD tutorial is $500 and as long as Lord of The Rings. Your architechi mates’ll know what I mean, but it’s like having to learn rowing backwards
Today I had tears of frustration whelling up in me to the point that I just got up and left the class.
The teacher says “Aren’t you gonna hang around for the ‘Rendering’ lesson.” I’m thinking but not saying, “I’m gonna render you down into one cup of fat in a minute”.
“Gotta go sorry, the kids are off early from school for the easter break and I’ve gotta meet the bus, seeyah!’
Outside in the the street it’s “FAAAARRRK!”
Gotta take it easy, gotta take it easy,gotta take it easy.
Jahn: That would be convenient and fateful, but I think fate likes to screw me six ways to SUnday.
Simon: Dude, I would’ve thrown the teacher out the window. I HATE ‘training’ sessions. We had to do a ‘training’ session on InDesign and I thought I was going to cry because the people in my session were totally stupid and had never used a comptuer before.
Oh, I’ve done all those courses before. I must be so old. LoL.