Erin got a new pet. It is a Homies Hood Houndz. It’s name is Fluffy Nutbutter. Fluffy Nutbutter is a raging, vicious, frothing-at-the-mouth pitbull that was recently saved from Michael Vick’s dogfighting ring. Fluffy Nutbutter use to chew off other dogs’ nuts and turn them into butter. That is where he gets his name. Also because he is fluffy and very adorable, save the nut-chewing part.

Fluffy Nutbutter is now a guard dog for Clarabella, Erin’s boutique on the Lower East Side. You will often find me here on Sundays harassing customers.

On his down time, Fluffy Nutbutter likes to try on the jewelry. Here are some rings.

Here is some bling.

He also likes to try on women’s shoes but this does not make him gay. And even if he were gay, that’d be OK too. He wishes these gold Vicenza heels came in his size. And also came in sets of four.

What a nice bag, he thinks. All this thinking is tiring. Time for a nap. If you buy this bag I highly recommend checking the pockets so you don’t take Fluffy Nutbutter home with you because he will terrorize the crap out of you. Also, protect your nuts (if you have them).

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