Comments on: Smelt it, Dealt it

By: annie

annie — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 00:40:18 +0000

Alex: Oh that is a good idea. I was jut going to douse my entire apartment in DDT, but that works too. I don’t even think my vacuum will suck up a roach. Not because my vacuum isn’t powerful, but because the roaches are seriously huge.

By: Alex

Alex — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:20:57 +0000

Simple solution for the roach party in your vacuum bag: after (or hell, before) vacuuming up the roaches, vacuum up a couple good rails of boric acid.

By: annie

annie — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:27:48 +0000

Megaron: I just don’t get it. I mean, use the bathroom. It’s…right there. It’s the one that says BATHROOM on it.

Pedro: It’s like that at our office building too. But then someone taped all the doors to the emergency exit stairs open so now everyone can take the stairs, with or without an emergency. And writing doesn’t pay the bills so I have a “real” job.

Alex: That’s disgusting. I remember in chemistry in high school we had to do experiments with urea and there’d be this clear bottle labeled “urea, diluted” and I wondered if it was Mr. Walker’s. He never said.

JimBob: There’s nothing I like better after a long day of hunting is to crack open a cold bottle of estrous doe pee.

Andrew: They can live inside your vacuum though! For months! I have a bagless vacuum so I’d see it crawl around in there. Oh gross.

Maddie: Everyting in NY smells like pee in the summer. It’s because of the dogs…and the people.

Nuno: I’d happily give them to this person if he or she would stop peeing on the stairs.

FLY: We used to have slaves here and then someone figured out it was bad or something. Seriously, people are so uptight. Hahaha

Camryn: Oh that’s an awful punishment. My dad gave me extra math homework and also made me raise my arms high above my head for liek ten minutes or something. Both sucked big time.

By: Camryn

Camryn — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 12:42:48 +0000

Haha. Eww, that reminds me of when I was younger and when I would get in trouble my dad would make me clean nasty houses he owns. It really was the worst punishment.

By: FLY

FLY — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 16:09:19 +0000

I am grateful that in UAE, we still have slaves to keep everything clean.

By: Nuno

Nuno — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 12:43:21 +0000

Look for the person who claims the stairs are his.
Owners tend to urinate on their possessions.

By: maddie

maddie — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:07:12 +0000

When I was at music camp a couple years ago one of the hallways in the dorm smelled like pee. I felt bad for the people that were living there for a week or the college students that lived their all year. Eek.

By: Andrew

Andrew — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:20:05 +0000

That post about the roaches was one of the most disturbing things I’ve read. How are they coming out your faucet? That is just wrong. Also I feel the same way about smashing roaches, I just can’t do it. And even more so now because of the smell you described. I’ve found the best thing to do is to vacuum them up. Hopefully there’s not some roach party going on in my vacuum. Btw you are the funnay.

By: JimBob

JimBob — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:26:04 +0000

Deer hunters take urine to a whole different level. They have buck pee, horny buck pee, doe pee, hot doe pee, estrous doe pee. It comes in bottles, patches, wicks, small plastic ampoules (called “buck poppers”), etc. Then, just so they are not too conspicuous, a good deer hunter will squirt a little raccoon pee on his or her boots as a “cover scent”. Moreover, there is the whole “don’t pee from your tree stand” ideology which leads many hunters to pee in plastic containers while sitting in their trees. If you ever find a bunch of Gatorade bottles in the forest, don’t open them up. Hmmm… Maybe if you left a few empty gatorade bottles in your stairwell, it might mitigate the problem.

By: Alex

Alex — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:29:31 +0000

Apparently there are people who actually like the scent of pee. I know this because there are shops out there selling pee scented candles.

Oh, sure, they claim they’re for “hunting.” Wink, wink. Of course they are, dear. And that thing in my nightstand is just a personal massager for my sore back muscles.