Client 9
The big news today is, of course, Eliot Spitzer and his love for whores. Listen, people love sex, that’s why people have it. People love whores, that’s why we have them. So it is not unreasonable to think that some people love sex with whores. It’s the transitive property. See? Math is useful it teaches you about Eliot Spitzer. Either way, what sucks here is that he cheated on his wife and screwed over his family in public. Like if you are a politician and/or married, you just have to not love whores. At the very least be a little more secretive about your love for whores because people are watching you. That’s what I don’t get. How many sex scandals has our government seen? And yet…there are more scandals. Like dudes, don’t you watch the news? Are you an idiot? Also, paying four grand for a whore? I am clearly in the wrong profession. I think in France every politician sleeps with every whore in Europe and no one seems to care because maybe politicians are not held to the same moral standards, which may or may not be a good thing. Maybe they are just more transparent, like yeah, man, I love whores and you elected me, so what? It is kind of refreshing, but still, if you have a family then you have made a commitment to not be an asshole, you know what I mean? I don’t have a problem with the whores. I have a problem with people being assholes. Either way, our government needs a bouncer.
Invention Deathmatch is coming soon, Aaron B (THE LOSER) and I are working out the details. It will be amazing, especially when Aaron B. dies from losing. He’s going to get Spitzered big time.
There are no whores in Europe. That’s a known fact.
Invention deathmatch! I hope it will be bloody.
Annie doesn’t bleed. When she cuts herself, ROACHES COME OUT. All hail the Insect Queen!
Honestly, I’m not surprised that she’s got so many roaches in her apartment… After all, they ARE attracted to GARBAGE.
LOL at Aaron.
Ok, my thought on this infidelity issue is: Why get married when you know you want to or have the desire to screw someone else. Ok, one would argue that it’s better to be married if you want to have kids. Now, why have kids when it gives you (if you are a woman) stretch marks and drain out your hard-earned money. The world is over populated anyways.
Renato: THere will be blood. OH yes.
Aaron B: When you cut yourself, gravy comes out, that is how fat you are. And not hard gravy. But loser non-hard flaccid gravy.
Fly: Agreed to that. Politicians have to be married because that is what people want apparently. POliticians who are married so they can humiliate their familyin public.
1. renato, we do have a lot of whores in Europe, sorry to say that, it’s the true
2. In Spain pOliticians will never be a moral referent.
3. Honor and truth have lost any sense in Spain, and more even in Politics, so a lie in politics is something of our everyday life, no one would dimit or cease because of a lie.
4. Sexual lies are not the worst, they lie about the money they steal from taxes, from our pockets. Last year there were so many scandals about city majors and governors taking city money.
5. Why to pay a whore when you can get a lover for free. That´s spanish politicians moto. So they have lovers, in very nice apartments, paid with public money, for free.
what about that.
Pedro — I see that the US is basically just like Spain, except for point numero cinco (or “thinko” en Castellano). At least as far as I know, anyway.
Here, some of our big-city mayors screw their best friends’ wives, and some of our legislators try to blow other dudes in airport bathrooms. Or, at least the male ones do. Our female politicians don’t have sex scandals, and thank God for that if you’ve seen what they look like. Even the thought of Eliot Spitzer doing things that “you might not consider to be safe” is about enough to put me off my appetite; you certainly don’t want to imagine Senators Clinton, Boxer, and Feinstein in a three-way clam-eating contest.
As for your point number five: lovers are never completely free. And if I were married and I absolutely had to have some “strange,” I’d probably give serious consideration to whooo-uhs (if it weren’t for the thought that I’d be going where somebody like Eliot Spitzer had been just a few short hours earlier). I’ve seen Fatal Attraction, after all. As Charlie Sheen put it, you’re not paying her for the sex; you’re paying her to go away afterward.