Stephen Colbert is NOT Fucking Matt Damon
Yesterday Marco and I went to see the Greatest American Of Our Time And Anyone Else’s Time For That Matter, Stephen Colbert, at a taping of the Greatest American Show Of Our Time And Future Time, the Colbert Report. That man is a BEAST! I heart him. I want him to have many America-loving babies with me.
Stephen: Please have many America-loving babies with me.
Anyway before the taping of his show, he takes questions from the audience. And this one woman asked him, “So…are you fucking Matt Damon too?” And he says, “No…why? Does his dick taste like me?”
I then proceeded choke on my own saliva. OH dear sweet jesus, that made me laugh. That guy is so funny he should have his own show.
Wow … so was Colbert suggesting that he’d be a “catcher”?
LoL. That clip is hilarious….and Colbert’s response is even better.
Colbert has already told us how you can make those America-loving babies a reality:
http://wikiality.com/Stephen_Colbert%27s_Formula_400_Series
Colbert=god
Alex: Haha Colbert only catches freedom.
Fly: I heart Colbert. Zrzly.
Steve: He’s thought of it all, damn him! Damn him!
Ian: Agreed. FTW.
Stephen Colbert is human-shaped awesomeness.
The “Colbert for President” T-shirts are kind of getting tired though.