More Homies!
I got more Homies! They are beautiful. Stunning even. When you see these you are seriously going to wet yourself (in a good way). I should send an extra pair of undies along with each Homie because it is going to freak you out. You have been warned.
Anyway, for those of you who want one, please send me your address. Even if you sent it to me before, please send it again. My inbox is packed full of emails from people who are really concerned about my penis and wonder if my penis can really please that special lady, so things are a little confusing for me right now. Thank you for being patient with my penis.
For those of you whose Homies got Homie-jacked by the evildoers of the United States Postal Office (shame on you, and the finger!) please give me your address again. I’ll send you another one. It won’t be as good as the one you lost though. Just know that. But somehow you will find the strength to move on, I know.
Those emails make me want to kick someone in the balls. I got one the other day from sender “your doctor” about sexual intercourse. wow. first of all…my doctor has a name and it’d be a little freaky if he was emailing me about that.
Here’s to the new homies!!!!
And so the international homie community can continue its growth!
So it’s not just me getting the penis emails? … *relief*
3 cheers for homies!!!!
Maddie: My doctor is very concerned for my penis too. I know the feeling. I am very insecure about my penis.
Renato: I think everyone is very concerned about our penises. It’s an international problem. This penis thing.
Ian: Yes! Homies are being dispersed as I type this. I sealed the entire thing in tape so no one could get their grubby hands in there.