Homie Land
My friend Mike now lives on some stupid island called Hawaii, which sounds like the worst place ever with its stupid trees and stupid rainbows and stupid, puppy-eating sharks. Anyway he received his sweet Homie and took a picture of it. His Homie looks really happy, even though it’s stuck on some stupid island with those actors from Lost. Anyway, I think it would be kind of kick-ass, much like a magical unicorn in an enchanged forest, if those of you who received Homies, sent me a picture of it. I will put them up and post an Annietown Special Daft Punk Edition: Homies Around the World. I also find myself wanting to buy more Homies and mailing them out, but the whole point of this exercise was to actually get rid of my Homies and not collect more, but they are kind of addicting. I see they have a new series just based on dogs, called Homie Hood Hounds. Homies have really come a long way. How can I resist? I am not a robot. I am made of flesh and blood. WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO ME?
i am so jealous that i could fucking cry…btw, what the hell is a blong? is it some sorta implement that i need in the kitchen? or is it a korean food product that i have not put in my mouth no homo
You could get a map and mark all the places your homies, etc. have ended up. If you wanted. It could be cool and impress friends, old and new.
Ian: I will get more Homies. Just you wait.
Tracyene: Oh that’s a sweet idea. If people go on vacation somewhere they can take their Homie and snap a photo and I can add that to the map too.
Thank you for sending Stephen to me, Annie. It was a right awesome thing to do.
Update: Stephen got some fucking rainbow on him. Cool, you say? How lovely, you add? NO. Not cool. Not lovely. Rainbows fucking SMELL, dudes. Hawaii is not the place you think it is. It is not all fun and games.
I agree that a Homie map would be an important addition to this blong. Godspeed.