Comments on: You can’t comb over this, Trump.

By: simon seasons

simon seasons — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 13:17:52 +0000

Oh my God! I just realised. The teeth of tibetan monks is as goulish as Imelda Marcos’ Opera house if you think about it. The man’s a f’kn’ loon.

By: annie

annie — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 15:47:47 +0000

Simon: It sounds about the EXACT OPPOSTIE of my apartment. You guys would cry. Noise, smells like bacon and/or onions from the restaurant downstairs, critters that are not as cute as wombats, noisy neighbors, small space, honking cars.

Bryan: I heard he wears jewelry made out of the teeth of Tibetan monks.

By: Bryan

Bryan — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:19:20 +0000

He is a trendsetter, although in private I would imagine his predilictions run more toward ocelot kitten fur bathed in the the tears of orphaned penquin chicks.

By: simon seasons

simon seasons — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 10:55:03 +0000

Cate and I conferred and think it would be a great idea to do an abode swap for about two weeks max.(when we have some money for the airline tickets and the kids can be trusted with our relatives).

Our kitchen is about twice the size of your whole place and we have three acres of land until we either get nieghbours one side or the state forest on the other. We’d love to do New York and you might like the isolation out here, which is pretty awsome.
At night all you can hear is insects or rain pattering and the occaisional large tree falling over in the forest, and fossicking wombats and the feral dears in winter. Oh and the wombat killer sometimes lets off a 303 and in the day he sometimes hoons around onh a loud motorbike.
It’s one hours drive to the nearest town and on a clear night there is about a billion stars to look at. If you want to do it, you should bring a friend or you’ll get cabin fever for sure, unless we can’t afford to do New York in which case, you’re invited anyway.

By: annie

annie — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:34:19 +0000

Bryan: Bat? I thought it was Komodo dragon. I just can’t keep up with fashion. Trump is so cutting edge!

By: annie

annie — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:33:18 +0000

Pedro: You can get one here but I don’t think it’s made of ceramic. However, it is life-sized and is only $2100. What a bargain!

Simon: That is ridiculous, I hadn’t heard about it, but I believe it. Your neighbors are really awesome. My neighbors aren’t that spectacular. No life size tigers or wombat killers. Just regular people who make too much noise. We should do an apartment swap. I would like to see a wombat in real life. And I’m sure you’d like to explore what it’s like living in a 187 sq ft apartment, right?

By: Bryan

Bryan — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 17:35:28 +0000

Annie: Great, at least you’ll know what shiny, animal-skin suit is in fashion at all times. This season I think it’s bat.

By: simon seasons

simon seasons — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:45:13 +0000

P.S. I have a nieghbour across the way from the wombat shooter who has two life size glazed ceramic black panthers on either side of her patio verandah. When she moved in, we weren’t introduced and for a while we thought it was a pair of Bhuddah’s. No such luck. Her phone went down and she knocked on our door one day, by way of introduction, to ask to use ours and I swear she sounded like a gangsters mole when dealing with the phone company and then us. You know that sort of diachotomous transaction when talking to two seperate sorts of people at the same time, that verges on dual personality disorder? And the make up and hair do, and then then we visited and the black panthers confirmed it. We have artless fuck type mob people moving into the woods. I gotta hand it to her though; her phone came back on pretty quick.

By: simon seasons

simon seasons — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:34:44 +0000

I read about it shortly after her and her husbands regime collapsed some ten years ago. It was in an article about her specific corruptions. I am sorry but i can’t remeber the source, but i do remember it said that the building is badly haunted and is now unused and that Manila workers unions hold an annual memorial at the site.

By: Pedro

Pedro — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 22:55:54 +0000

I wish to have been in that negotiation too. Imaging being one of those city officials there, like, Ok, you get the tower, I get the money, we both get free sex. Ooops, sorry free sex was not in this meeting, with you just was dick tower and money.

This Trump must have some kind of inferiority complex he is putting up a lot of those towers around the world, Las vegas, Miami, Chicago (really ugly), Panama, Chile and so on… You know he´s dick must be really sort, so he decides to arise a lot of towers to compensate. Well, better not to know.

By the way. LIFE SIZE TIGERS, Can I get one of those for my office, it suits perfect with one of my bosses