Annietown + Beantown
Thanks to everyone who came out to Barnes and Noble in Boston despite the Red Sox game messing it up for the people on the streets. And thanks especially to Andy who let me crash at his place and eat all of his Cheerios. Seriously. Why is cereal so delicious? Cereal, I love you. Why must you be so expensive? Why won’t you love me back?
On Monday I head out to the District of Columbia for a reading at 7:00. Please, if you know anyone in the D.C. area, force them to go to Olsson’s. I promise delicious and warm, pleasing vittles (i.e. MY KNOWLEDGE).
Cereal is expenisve b/c of the evil monopolies of Kellogg’s and General Mills. Yes you can get generic cereal at places like Aldi but that makes baby Jesus cry and completely maid of FAIL.
The former started by a proto hippie vegan Commie nut who said meat was bad for you but we all know steak is awesome- as in Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer awesome. The latter is a cabal located in Many-snowdways that uses Daktoa wheat and lace it with mind altering drugs making you vote for Hubert Humphrey and spending one’s hard stolen cash on useless at the hellmouth known as the Mall of America.
Your brother
Now that my finals were over, I finally got to start reading your book (thanks again for signing).
I was reading it on the Redline T Subway train, laughing really hard. People must’ve thought I was a mental or the next Joker, but I have to say I’d never laughed so hard in public while reading a book (or while reading a book anywhere). I also developed a hypothesis that people in Boston’s subway would rather sit next to a Korean having a crazy good time than a Korean who’s just sitting there without any facial expression.
So thanks, and happy writing.